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Topic: How is your French accent?
Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Tue 07/28/20 05:50 PM
The last job I did before I retired, was working in a fruit and vegetable shop. One day a French man came in and asked, "Do you have any pepper?" I thought, this would be a time to show off my knowledge. I said, "Would that be ground pepper? Maybe white pepper or black pepper, or maybe green pepper or red pepper, or maybe yellow pepper? OR maybe you would like chili pepper?" The French man replied, "You stupid idiot. I want Toilet Pepper."

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21862	Tue 07/28/20 10:28 PM
One of the funniest scenes in "The Pink Panther" is when "Ze pep out lighter des not pep out".

Moi Des Joined Thu 06/27/19 Posts: 5383	Tue 07/28/20 10:44 PM
Zut!

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3602	Wed 07/29/20 04:01 AM
Good one .

Moi Des Joined Thu 06/27/19 Posts: 5383	Wed 07/29/20 05:36 AM
D'accord, d'accord, d'accord! MDR!

koushik Joined Sat 06/13/20 Posts: 9	Wed 07/29/20 09:24 AM
At lunch with our visiting US co-workers, one of them - French - turned towards three of us on one side of the table, nodded at the other side and asked us, "So, is this your bus?". Apparently I had watched enough Pink Panther by then, since I could answer within a minute - "No, he is not a manager yet".

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3602	Thu 07/30/20 01:52 AM
Good one too .

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