I post this for 2much4u so she gets a better understanding for "Devil Worshippers" like me :

The Nine Satanic Statements from The Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!



The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth by Anton Szandor LaVey

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

I leave you kids for just a few hours to play by yourselves and you all start fighting.



What am I to do with you?

You are all grounded.

I am currently holding....

Not a damn thing!

Where I live, in good ol' Nevada, such a Church would be shut down. The Wizard's Staff, gone. The Eclipse, gone. Hell, even Hot Topic is gone. Enchanted Paper has a couple of weeks left, maybe. Then those bastards are going to start on the Mystical Book Shoppe.

Yet the whorehouses are still open and the city council as agreed to let them advertise their dealings on our taxis.

Hypocritical pieces of FILTH!

I have aquainted myself with others of the same faith (Not more than 20... Small town.) and only 2 are card carrying members. We have Black Mass once every couple of months, that's the best I can hope for. We will all be getting together on Walpurgis for a day of feasting and indulgence. We ignore Christmas.

So, yeah... No Church. I am kind of a maverick.

Satan is but a mere REPRESENTATION in what we believe in. A true Satanist worships himself above all else.

I never said I was a member of the Church of Satan. I believe all I said was that I am a Satanist. It is the first entry of this thread, very clearly stated.

If somehow, you are trying to deny my faith as a Satanist because I am not a member of the Church, that's like saying you aren't a christian if you aren't a member of a church.

When I first became a follower of the Dark Lord, the Church was a public entity. That is no longer the case. The head "priest" John D. Allee has turned it into nothing more than a secret society. Go here to look for yourself: http://www.churchofsatan.org/main.html

I am typing with one hand and strangling my drunken friend with the other.

Just kidding, I am a responsible drunk watcher.

You guys wouldn't want to hear my opinions on the bible or christianity in general. I will gracefully bow out. Or I'll lurk in the background and see what you all say.

My guess is he was smoking some... Whatever he smokes to make him all messed up...

Then he got an idea:

"Dude, some pretty lights and a bunch of noise would be really cool right now..."

Next thing you know, the Old Man snapped his fingers and BOOM!... creation.

Spoil sport!

And I am a Republican.

I'll be honest. I'm sitting around being kinda lazy. Something crappy is happening in town today. (It puts a major hold on me being creepy in public.) Obama and Hillary are here. It's the caucus day. Obama is at my old high school and Hillary is at the local Native American colony.

I could give you all LESSONS on how to be creepy.

If anyone is interested, I can post The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. It might shed some light on the LaVeyan Satanic population. We aren't as scary as people think we are.

That sounds like a nice philosophy. Very peaceful. Really not my sort of thing. But to each his/her own. I welcome your beliefs and I thank you for posting them.

You aren't stupid at all, Suz. Never put up with that kind of BS from people. Those who cast insults and try to sow seeds of doubt are a blight upon the population and need to be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

Dude, seriously....

Do yourself a favor and ditch your judgmental attitude.

By the Infernal Lord, I hate, hate, HATE the word "tick."

AHHHHHRRRRRRG!

Just messing with you!

I'm sitting in a room with a Nihilist and an Asatruar.

The nihilist believes very passionately about nothing. And he worships it every day.

The other follows Thor, Odin, and all the others.

We don't judge religion in my circle of friends.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!