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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs... Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cutsaves you thirty cents?  
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why does this keep reposting every 2 weeks??
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why does this keep reposting every 2 weeks?? Because common sense isn't as common as it should be. And its funny. |
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I didn't see it two weeks ago!!!!! and I like IT!!!!!
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