Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Sat 03/01/08 08:33 AM
march first!
its snowier than all heck here!
AND FREEZING.
i dont know how freezing, but dont wear just your jammies out to shovel the back deck... its NOT warm enough at all.:tongue: laugh

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Sat 03/01/08 08:27 AM

start dating someone else- there's a reason she's your ex



YAY JILL!drinker

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 08:09 PM
were getting 3 to 6 in greenwich NY tonight, on top of what we got the other night id say we were in for a good time shoveling... haha

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 07:35 PM
lol!laugh

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 07:33 PM
boredom.
then the dude feels like he cant break up with you,
and needs to have two other girlfriends on the side that know about eachother, but dont know about you.
*sigh*

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 07:30 PM

yup...when I was about 35 I dated a girl that I dated in h.s. worked for about a week...lol...until she started talking about babies and paying her bills and that kinda stuff. I was outta therelaugh laugh laugh



AHAHAHA.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
im sorry to hear that :tongue:

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 07:23 PM
has anyone ever dated an old friend that they "liked" back in the day a couple of years after you didnt hang out as much?
remind you, that this is not a best friend, but an aquantience that you know enough to concidder a friend.
and how did it turn out for you?

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 11:57 AM
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Love,
Your son John

P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 11:16 AM



I know its good for you tummy!


how is it good for your tummy?? thats good though, ive got a sicky tummy

I dont know...your whole sytem I guess...and olsers..I think..


eh, its spelled ulcer, but haha its okay



Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Fri 02/29/08 11:09 AM

Everybody got eliminated. EVERYBODY. End of American Idol as we know it.


i f*cking wish.happy

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Wed 02/27/08 02:29 PM
hahaha.

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Wed 02/27/08 02:25 PM
best one yet.laugh

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Wed 02/27/08 02:23 PM
laugh happy laugh happy laugh happy laugh happy laugh happy

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Wed 02/27/08 02:23 PM
hahahaha.
wtf.

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Wed 02/27/08 02:22 PM
haha.

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Wed 02/27/08 02:19 PM

who uses childish language when being affectionate? This is one of their few flaws. Think you could deal wif it just a widdle bit?...lol


lol
ive never used it twards anyone, but ive used it around them and they think its cute apparently.

like i was talking to my cousins puppy, and i said "youw soo adoeabwe! you wub aunt meggy wright? yeasss you dwo... yeass! whosw my baby buddy baby dog?"
and my ex was like
"omg that was so cute"
and i was like...
um, okay.ohwell

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Tue 02/26/08 10:57 PM

I have enough animals to start a petting zoo


how many?
my cousins girlfriend has an indoor viteniemese potbellied pig, a puppy, and two cats

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Tue 02/26/08 10:55 PM
Edited by Xmegxmisfortunex on Tue 02/26/08 10:56 PM

I rescued my pup, she is greatful and makes a nice pillow.


i saved my kitteh Galielle, she was skin and bones when i found her, she had almost goten hit by a car.
and now shes a fata$$, who gives baths, and stands like a meerkat. its REALLY cute.happy
i dont think id be complete if it wasent for seeing her glowing yellow saucer eyes everyday

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Tue 02/26/08 10:18 PM
happpy birthday!:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: flowerforyou

Xmegxmisfortunex's photo
Tue 02/26/08 10:15 PM
Edited by Xmegxmisfortunex on Tue 02/26/08 10:15 PM

al gore invented the internet??????



HAHAHAHAH no he didnt.
Leonard Kleinrock did
and wtf.



edit:ohwell

2 4 5 6 7 8 9 13 14