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Good luck! I start anew tomorrow as well
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Edited by
MissKris87
on
Wed 01/02/08 02:31 PM
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This is exactly why you shouldn't fly across the country to visit someone you don't know... Call the cops and say he tried to rape you and then they will take him away and you will have his place until Friday 
This is exactly why women who say they were raped get a bad name. 
I cant believe anybody even wrote that! 
**EDITED BY FORUM MODERATOR FOR CONTENT** |
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Topic:
Little Johnny
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Little Johnny comes home from school one day and walks into his parents room and sees his dad has got his mom bent over and giving it to her good. The dad looks at Johnny, smiles and gives him the thumbs up. After his father gets done he says "I shoul'd go talk to Johnny about what happened." So he goes down to the living room and sees Johnny has his grandma bent over the coffee table and giving it her. Shocked he said "What are you doing?" Little Johnny smile and said "Not so funny when it's your mom is it?"
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Jim and Edna Jim and Edna are both patients in a mental hospital. one day they were walking past the swimming pool when Jim fell in and sank to the bottom. Edna promptly jumped in and saved him. When the director of nursing heard of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered for her to be discharged!! When she went to tell Edna she said, "Edna love I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is your being discharged since you was able to rationally respond to a crisis. the bad news is Jim hung himself in the bathroom right after you saved his life! I'm sorry!" Edna replied, "Jim didn't hang himself... I put him there to dry!! when can I go home?" That's awesome
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well ive known him is the thing, he's an old friend, not someone from online. |
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Edited by
MissKris87
on
Wed 01/02/08 02:14 PM
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This is exactly why you shouldn't fly across the country to visit someone you don't know... Call the cops and say he tried to rape you and then they will take him away and you will have his place until Friday
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well..... looks like she took all of them. i watched it.. i loved.... well watch it quietly or be pounded..lol its isnt hard lol Splinter |
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Topic:
Let's start a rating system
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See who can tell the best jokes and funny stories. We go from a scale of 1 ( the worse) to 10 (being the best). Let the games begin. I will be the first brave soul. What do you call a German vergin? Goodntight". |
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.. when you light your next one with the smouldering embers of your last one.
very true
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well..... looks like she took all of them. i watched it.. i loved.... well watch it quietly or be pounded..lol |
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Casey Jones
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Splinter, donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, Leonardo, April O'Neil
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I guess nobody watch TMNT when they were a kid. Shame on them!
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Shredder
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Or walk up three flights of stairs with your healthy non smoking daughter who got a butt load of groceries. While she runs up them I'm huffin with the Tide hanging on by a string...
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you shovel your driveway and feel like you're dying after about three shovel-fulls
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Topic:
It's amazing...
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We're dorks good night
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he was in the back seeat with hillbilly and the goat
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Topic:
It's amazing...
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that in one night of posting I'm up to 311 posts. I'm pathetic.
Good night all it's way too late or early I mean whatever I must sleep 
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^ Is an @ss gremlin
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