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Wed 01/02/08 04:15 AM
Edited by MissKris87 on Wed 01/02/08 04:17 AM
There once was a hillbilly surfer
Questions in his head they did stir
People thought he was gay
But he said no way
Turns out he was in the closet for sure

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Wed 01/02/08 04:12 AM
penis is questionable

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Wed 01/02/08 04:11 AM
Whats up with you and midgets and shrimp buffets? laugh

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Wed 01/02/08 04:09 AM

Hey, if you made coffee with Mountain Dew instead of water, would MissKris drink it?
No cause the coffee would more likely than not overpower the dew.

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Wed 01/02/08 04:08 AM

Neck is permanently tilted due to an unusual amount of lead in his left earlobe
laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 01/02/08 04:07 AM
I DONT HAVE A PENIS laugh laugh THAT MAKES IT FUNNIER!

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Wed 01/02/08 04:05 AM

<--- hands missy a 2 liter of mountain dew
it's miss kris not missykris

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Wed 01/02/08 04:04 AM
Is a sheep f*cking ball scooper laugh

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Wed 01/02/08 04:02 AM
There once was a man who would write
Limericks in a forum on a site
He drank his dew to quick
Then he got sick
Turns out his dew was not ripe

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Wed 01/02/08 03:55 AM
Is hitler laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 01/02/08 03:54 AM
DO THE F*CKING DEW!

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Wed 01/02/08 03:54 AM
I must have mental retardation
Coming soon is the rise of the sun
I cant clearly think
I don't see the link
So drop it you know I have won

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Wed 01/02/08 03:49 AM
How is that a rumor everyone knows that lol

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Wed 01/02/08 03:47 AM
Is still hitler

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Wed 01/02/08 03:46 AM
has told a lie

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Wed 01/02/08 03:44 AM
^ Is telling the truth

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Wed 01/02/08 03:43 AM
I don't drink coffee and I haven't slept yet.

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Wed 01/02/08 03:42 AM
^ Is so cool smokin haha laugh

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Wed 01/02/08 03:42 AM
I don't eat shrimp and I have never even talked to a midget before so :tongue:

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Wed 01/02/08 03:39 AM
I have no idea what you just said
Perhaps I'm just not well read
It made no sense
Perhaps you are dense
I think this all has gone to your head

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