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Wed 01/02/08 05:24 AM
Topic: For JaceKnows
There once was a girl who thought it was time
To quit with the silly words that rhyme
It's really late
This I will not debate
So I'll **** a goat if this is a crime
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Wed 01/02/08 05:19 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
^Thinks goats and lube are a good mixture
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Wed 01/02/08 05:17 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2




I am a ninja and a porn star


She was once reported to have tried out an outrageous position whilst training and injured a famoust celebrity.
It was hitler


So your real name is Eva Braun? laugh laugh laugh
Yeah I'm so hawt laugh
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Wed 01/02/08 05:11 AM
Topic: Good Morning 2008!!!

Thanks, I feel all educated now. I enjoyed your rant on religion on your myspace
Thank you grumble
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Wed 01/02/08 05:10 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2


I am a ninja and a porn star


She was once reported to have tried out an outrageous position whilst training and injured a famoust celebrity.
It was hitler
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Wed 01/02/08 05:09 AM
Topic: For JaceKnows
There once was a ninja porn star
One day she went into a bar
A guy he was rude
With a bad attitude
So she ran him over with her high-tech ninja car
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Wed 01/02/08 05:04 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
I am a ninja and a porn star
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Wed 01/02/08 04:56 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin smokin
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Wed 01/02/08 04:53 AM
Topic: Good Morning 2008!!!

Miss Kris, what are arabian sunglasses? By the way I enjoyed your space.
When a guy puts his balls over a chicks eyes hahahaha Go to urbandictionary.com it will tell you everything you need to know about everything laugh
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Wed 01/02/08 04:52 AM
Topic: For JaceKnows
It is not me who scoops the balls
It's the hillbilly surfer who falls
When you help him up
Your balls he will cup
He does this on his life size Ken Barbie dolls
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Wed 01/02/08 04:42 AM
Topic: For JaceKnows
The night has come to its end
It's morning no need to pretend
That goat f*cking is lame
It's all part of your game
So to you some lube I will lend
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Wed 01/02/08 04:32 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
I have no idea I'm babbling grumble
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Wed 01/02/08 04:30 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
I want to compete in the special omlypics! laugh
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Wed 01/02/08 04:29 AM
Topic: Good Morning 2008!!!
He started laughing obnoxiously saying arabian sunglesses
it was sooo funny
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Wed 01/02/08 04:28 AM
Topic: For JaceKnows
A cold shower doesnt work anymore
I guess to him it became a chore
He left the goat alone
After the bone
I heard the goats not that sore
oh burn
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Wed 01/02/08 04:24 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
YAY I win!smokin
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Wed 01/02/08 04:23 AM
Topic: For JaceKnows
He went and got himself a boat
To motor around in his moat
He must be hard as a rock
Look towards the dock
It's in the backside of a goat
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Wed 01/02/08 04:20 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2

He WANTS me to see his penis. I'm just doing it so he feels better about himself..
I think that was meant for me but he typed it too slow lol
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Wed 01/02/08 04:19 AM
Topic: Good Morning 2008!!!
One time I had to explain to my boss what Arabian Sunglasses were in a restaurant laugh laugh laugh
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Wed 01/02/08 04:16 AM
Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 2
haha jace wants to see hillbilly penis
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