Hello Grace and welcome to Mingle2

Welcome aboard

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joseph, the 14 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Joseph clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?

What's that? In case I need to fix it again."
Joseph grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No", I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little boy.

Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Hello Joyce and Madhu.
Welcome to Mingle2

Very well said Sir and I agree 100%

I don't like it either.
Similar attitude to Facebook when something is changed with neither warning nor choice

I agree with Di,

Most people want to direct you to an illicit site which can be expensive.
This site is 100% free.

Hello zrox.Welcome to Mingle2.Please feel free to message me

Are you an extra for jabba the hutt ?

Thanks for the feedback and points taken on board.
Profile edited and new mugshot uploaded.
The world's most unwanted man may soon be seen on Crimewatch

Could be a variety of reasons,one being that the account no longer exists which is more likely.
Contact support for more information.
Hope this helps.

Will some of you wonderful people rate my profile again please ?.
It's been updated,rewritten etc.
Can't do much about my photo as I have to take it myself.
Please be gentle with me as I'm quite fragile.

Many thanks.

Esteban

The teacher asked the children what sounds they heard on the farm visit.

Billy put's his hand up and says "Moo Miss".

Sam puts his hand up and says "Baa Miss"

John puts his hand up and says "Oi,get off that f'ing tractor!!!"

A wily 84 year old man goes to the Dr's and is met by the nosey receptionist:

I need to see the Dr please.

Why do you need to see the Dr?.

I've got a problem with my dick.

You shouldn't say things like that,people may hear and be offended.

You shouldn't be asking things like that either.

Well,think of another name for it.

Man goes away and returns a few minutes later.

I need to see the Dr please.

Why do you need to see the Dr ?.

I've got a problem with my eaar.

What's the problem with your ear ?.

I can't p*ss out of it.

No but it can be destroyed forever in a matter of seconds

Abandon hope all ye who enter here at Mingle2

Click on "Account" on your home page,go to "settings" and then deactivate as you cannot fully delete your profile.

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers **** sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"

Yes,let's see what depths of depravity this subject can sink to