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Rate My Profile Please
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Thank you Freebird Deluxe
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Rate My Profile Please
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I've made a few changes to my profile and would value another opinion please
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How many dead bodies....
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How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb ?.
Well,I know it's not six,because my basement is still in darkness... |
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Autopsy picture
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If I see it I'll also do the same as the more people report things the more will be done
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Autopsy picture
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Seamus,Next time you see that photo,copy the account url from your browser and contact customer service from the link at the bottom of the page
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Autopsy picture
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One profile photo and account I reported recently was of male "anatomy" and the name of Adolf Hitler.
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Bored Shopping
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Went to the shops yesterday and got bored Shopping with my Wife,
She felt sorry for me. She gave me a £10 and told me to go for a Pint and meet her at the Bus Stop in an hour. I had a wander around but somehow found myself in a seedy part of town Simply being curious I asked one of the girls "How Much"..??? The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for Oral or £30 for a Handjob." I told her I only had £10? She said, “Sorry, but you won't get much for a tenner." So I shrugged my shoulders and continued to wander. I found a Pub, and then went to meet my Wife. While we were sitting together waiting for the Bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me. She shouts over to me.. "See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner" |
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A wee cough
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I phoned my work this morning and said, "Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a little cough."
My Scottish boss said, "You have a wee cough?" I replied, "Really? Thanks boss. See you next week!" |
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Topic:
delete account
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You can deactivate your account but not delete it.
However,if it's been dormant for a certain length of time,Mingle2 will have purge every now and again and remove it. |
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Pickles The Clown
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Pickles the clown was sacked from the circus yesterday.
He's now claiming funfair dismissal |
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Want to go for a Date!!
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No
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It depends on who and what you are looking for and what you are wanting in life.
A very difficult question to answer as it depends on your current circumstances. |
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lecho
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Hello Lecho and welcome to Mingle2
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anyone online
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Hello Raj
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Male Or Female
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I'm still slightly bemused by this.
I received a message recently from a man asking "Male orr female ?". I replied: "Meaning ?. I am male looking for female. How many women do you know with a beard like mine?". He's now blocked. |
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One week to go..
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Wishing the same to you too Sir Dino
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Hi
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Hello
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I'm new
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Welcome aboard
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Presentation
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I had to do a presentation this afternoon but my dyslexia made it totally urined
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hey
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Hello Micheal
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