if you fell alone and you can go to any place..

where would you go....

I go to the beach something feels right there..

I like to watch the stars...

Where are all the good chist loving ladies at?

Has anyone ever met someone off this site? How did it go? I have, and lets just say pictures can be decieving. Let me hear your tales.

OLD GUYS RULE!!!






An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western
town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his
old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing
some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one
hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No,
I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and
started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector
was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered
his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything
got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule square
on the ass?'

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But
I've always wanted to.'

The lessons from this story are:

1. Don't waste ammunition.

2. Dont mess with old guys.

What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?


ANSWER : A rumour!

oh i thought the dad was in the whale and Pinocchio found him.

Even with your explanation. This does not sound ludicrous to you?

That's true, for today. We aren't talking about today, but what the world was like before the flood.

I'm just trying to see were you are coming from with the funny statement. I think it is cool and since God created everything I think we can look at the web as the real voice of God. Since he made all of us and we all speak together on this thing it has got to be the closest representation of God's word yet.

The earth used to be watered from the ground. This caused a green house effect in which the dinosours and large reptiles could inhabit. There was a climate change as it had never rained before the flood occured. The details are not ALL there but history and most pre-new testament societies have recorded 'dragons' and beasts of that nature. As far as your timeline goes. The carbon dating is a presumtive tool and another form of circular reasoning proven to be highly flawed.

There are dinosaurs in all ancient societies, as well as giants. Google the words nephilum, leviathan, and behemoth.
Dinosaurs actually lived among men, as the Bible points to and ancient societies have written about. Dragon stories are not all fables.

Just as apoint of interest. notice the climate change of the world before and after the flood. the face of the earth has changed a good deal.

If you think thats funny then give me an example of something that God didn't create.

Peace

Ahhh This is exactly my point, (or at least reminds me of a point) God made Everything. He is in Everything. I think people who believe he is only in one small book that is believed in half the world are being deceived. Just open your eyes to all he has created. He does not stop at a book. He made it all, all in his glory, all from him.

Peace and Love

See now somwhere far in the future someone is going to say to his congregation " the prophet Kat inserted the scratching head icon here, when they first realized they were in the New Bible" and the congregation will go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i have no problem with it what so ever

they are highly intelligent ~ very well adjusted ~very self sufficient ~very awesome young men and women ~ an absolute blessing and asset to the world ~ i could not be more pleased
they have very very high paying excellent jobs and are a light to their family ! their friends and the world...
and they did all of this without financial backing from family

you are young ~ you have no older siblings or friends ?

..you missed Woodstock

& all of the be-ins and so spiritual tribal gatherings

all of the happenings when the scene all began to explode

and all the years of spiritual exploration of the 60's

have you missed the spiritual aspect of the Sacrament?

American Indians have partaken in herbs for centuries

peace pipe ~ it is a very holy and cosmic experience

Say one thing; mean another?
Do one thing; mean another?

Ladies, age has yet to help me figure this out, so I need some advice.

who are you addressing ?

my kids are grown


two out of three are stoners