i'm going right now to look at EVRERYONE'S profile who posted to this thread. so creeeeeeeepy!!!!

fortsmithman for president!!!

yes! YES! let's all click on her profile over and over, and add her to our friends and favorites list!

OLD CREEPS UNITE!!!

i just looked at your profile and i'm old enough to be your babysitter.

SICK!!!

i started getting into meditation recently, and wonder if there are other folks in the southeastern MI area who would like to create a meditation group.

anyone interested?

have you ever said anything nice to anyone in your entire life?

the difference between my "same type of behavior" and yours is that i don't deliberately set out to hurt people every single time i open my mouth. i don't ask a soul-defining question, then bytchslap people for their heartfelt and hard-won answers. i'm merely responding to your contempt in an effort to defend myself and others.

people have given 35 PAGES of answers to your question, but all you do is insult them. it's obvious you only asked it to vent your hostilities and patronize people; not learn anything. do you think you have the "correct" answer and are just waiting for someone to "guess" what it is? what will the lucky person who does get? your approval? spare me.

i WON'T answer this question. not from or to someone like you.

give YOUR answer, funches. you say there's an answer, so YOU must know what it is. please, o great one. please impart your wisdom to us ignorant and lowly plebians.

""..er..."Justme" ..if you didn't notice describing God is the topic of the thread .. geez you guys are scary""



let us pray.......

for funches.

funches...dude...i just checked out your post compilation. every single one of them is smug, hateful, belittling, and superior.

good luck with that.....

spew funches, spew

how many nails does this coffin need?

i rest my case.

there are a lot of traditional preferences for women's appearance, including long hair.

the trick to having short hair is to WEAR IT!!! i mean, wear it OUT, girl! get the latest, trendiest cut and color and OWN IT! add stylish makeup, fashion, and accessories, and i GUARANTEE you'll turn heads.

which woman would YOU rather go out with, guys? a ho-hum with long hair, or a firecracker with short?

CONFIDENCE is MAGIC. damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead!

To Love Somebody - Nina Simone
Future Sounds of Jazz - Various Artists

we're NOT dominant. we may THINK we are terribly clever, but we're really not. after we've destroyed our environment and made ourselves extinct, the earth will go on just fine without us. and the "inferior" creatures we've lorded over for centuries with our ability to "think" will go just as they did before we appeared. if there's any left after we f*uck everything up.......

jesus was a middle-eastern jew. he did NOT look like some biker from ohio.

the only purpose of this thread is to serve as a vehicle for funches to argue purely for the sake of arguing and pose as an intellectual.

stupid is as stupid does.

""It makes me giggle when guys (and I'm sure girls do this, too, but I can only speak from personal experience) will suddenly disappear when they find out I have no job. I'm looking. I'm interviewing. In fact, right now I'm waiting for a call to find out if I start work tomorrow, yet, seriously...I've had guys just close out the IM window after they've received that information. Cracks me up! It's not like I asked to borrow money. I figure, you got past the size of my ass...and now it's the size of my bank account that matters?""


yep. i had a similar experience when i told someone here that i run my own cleaning business. funny thing is, the money's GREAT! how many people do YOU know that make $25 an hour?! i can work only 30 hours a week and have free time to pursue my hobbies, take vacations, and i even have an IRA!

i guess it's the TYPE of job that's so bothersome. a MAID? ew. (shudder)

the guy i was talking to was supposedly looking for "friends". me too. i'm not here to date, and don't respond to anyone who appears to be looking for a mate (sorry guys-- not tryin to be mean). so i'm wondering why a dude who is looking for friends would be so discriminatory. don't we all have friends who are unemployed? i live in MICHIGAN fercryinoutloud. half the STATES out of work!!!

it was show and tell day in little johnnie's 3rd grade classroom. the topic was: "what does your daddy do for a living?" all the kid's dads were there talking about their jobs...except little johnnie's. each dad stood up in front of the class and talked about how he was a farmer, or a policeman, or a dentist. little johnnie just sat very quietly, eyes downcast, with a miserable look on his face.

after every dad had spoken, the teacher turned to little johnnie. "little johnnie," she said "why isn't your father here?" little johnnie looked up at her painfully. "he couldn't make it" he said. "well," she replied, "why don't you just tell us about where he works and what he does. can you do that?" little johnnie squeezed his eyes tight, gathered up his courage, leaped to his feet and loudly declared: "my dad is a porn star! he has sex with people for money!"

well, as you can imagine, his teacher and classmates were horrified! a gasp traveled around the room. children wept.

their teacher hurriedly busied them with a project and dragged little johnnie by his ear out in the hall for a good talking to. "LITTLE JOHNNIE!" she exclaimed, "what in the WORLD made you say such a thing! is it true your daddy is a PORN STAR!?!?!" little johnnie looked up at her sheepishly. "nah." he admitted begrudgingly. "he's actually a quarterback for the detroit lions. i just didn't want the other kids to know."