It has been brought to my attention that people have been looking at my profile. Some of these are women who are old enough to be my mother (but probably aren't), which is creepy.

My mother passed away 10 years ago, but if she was alive today, she would probably not be on this site. I find the whole idea creepy.

30 years ago, my mother would be the same age I am now, which is also creepy, because I would be a completely different age. I really don't understand how math works, and this is sort of creepy, too.

Worse yet is the fact that many of the younger girls who look at my profile are actually young enough to be my cousin, or the girl who works at the car wash down the street. Why is a girl working in a car wash? And why is she looking at my profile, when I might actually be in there, washing my car in a totally unaware manner, and maybe even using that giant noisy vacuum thing out back, when she is looking at my profile?

That is totally creepy.

All of you creepy people, just knock it off, already!

Sorry, Mom.

Maybe you shouldn't have a profile

good point, crazy crazy women..just thinkin about sex sex sex

I'm Creepin out!!!!!!!!!

lex you just want it to be known that young girls look at you, you're not fooling anyone

Yeah, well, subliminal advertising works, right?

Actually, I'm just trying to get more of them to look. By the time they're done reading my profile, they'll be a year older anyway.

Hey, everybody needs a hobby.

Creepy is when a teenager flirts with me and then finds out I'm 32. I let them know quickly. Yes it is a bit creepy too, I concur. But it may be mutual also, I dunno.


I'm taken chickies....not an ad.


Sorry

yesterday i had one: 89 yr old man looking for sexy woman for humping...i swear i am not lying

omg

Good job for Anna Nicole, if only she was still around....

and if only i had her ass

Lex, not only would these young women have to make it through your entire profile, they have to struggle to understand it! THAT is creepy!

Classic Lex.

The sad thing is that I left three secret coded messages in there for the one girl with glasses from Michigan, and then she deactivated. It's like, why did I even bother to write those 58 paragraphs?

Hey, I never said they WORKED....