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Topic: LITTLE JOHNNY'S AT IT AGAIN
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 12/04/07 10:28 AM
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by letting loud farts, so his teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, he said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody and I'm very proud of that fact!" The teacher asks "If I show you that I can do it better, will you stop?" Johnny agreed, so the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Little Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. Then, the teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted. But, when she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Little Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing, and as she repeated the process, Little Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt, and remarked, "No wonder you won, you have a Double- Barrel!"

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UsernameOneFiveOne Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 103	Tue 12/04/07 10:31 AM
Funny, I have one good Johnny joke I use in the construction trade

ElDominicano82 Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 119	Tue 12/04/07 10:36 AM
Hey!! wassup with the Johnny jokes, lol

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 12/04/07 11:38 AM
Hey!! wassup with the Johnny jokes, lol IM SORRY - IS YOUR NAME JOHNNY

ElDominicano82 Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 119	Tue 12/04/07 11:58 AM
lol yea. But its cool. Johnny jokes has made me famouse.

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 12/04/07 01:07 PM
lol yea. But its cool. Johnny jokes has made me famouse. CHACHO!!! MORE THAN YOU KNOW, I LOVE THOSE LIL JOHNNY JOKES, HAVE POSTED QUITE A FEW HERE. CHIN UP, IT ONLY HELPS MAKE YOU EVEN MORE FAMOUS!!!

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ccrzyolfool Joined Fri 12/01/06 Posts: 465	Tue 12/04/07 05:15 PM
ya gotta love Little Johnny

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paper_heart Joined Fri 09/21/07 Posts: 69	Tue 12/04/07 06:15 PM
haha! lil johnny is awesome!!

esso Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 27	Wed 12/05/07 07:48 AM Edited by esso on Wed 12/05/07 07:48 AM
it was show and tell day in little johnnie's 3rd grade classroom. the topic was: "what does your daddy do for a living?" all the kid's dads were there talking about their jobs...except little johnnie's. each dad stood up in front of the class and talked about how he was a farmer, or a policeman, or a dentist. little johnnie just sat very quietly, eyes downcast, with a miserable look on his face. after every dad had spoken, the teacher turned to little johnnie. "little johnnie," she said "why isn't your father here?" little johnnie looked up at her painfully. "he couldn't make it" he said. "well," she replied, "why don't you just tell us about where he works and what he does. can you do that?" little johnnie squeezed his eyes tight, gathered up his courage, leaped to his feet and loudly declared: "my dad is a porn star! he has sex with people for money!" well, as you can imagine, his teacher and classmates were horrified! a gasp traveled around the room. children wept. their teacher hurriedly busied them with a project and dragged little johnnie by his ear out in the hall for a good talking to. "LITTLE JOHNNIE!" she exclaimed, "what in the WORLD made you say such a thing! is it true your daddy is a PORN STAR!?!?!" little johnnie looked up at her sheepishly. "nah." he admitted begrudgingly. "he's actually a quarterback for the detroit lions. i just didn't want the other kids to know."

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Wed 12/05/07 01:00 PM
it was show and tell day in little johnnie's 3rd grade classroom. the topic was: "what does your daddy do for a living?" all the kid's dads were there talking about their jobs...except little johnnie's. each dad stood up in front of the class and talked about how he was a farmer, or a policeman, or a dentist. little johnnie just sat very quietly, eyes downcast, with a miserable look on his face. after every dad had spoken, the teacher turned to little johnnie. "little johnnie," she said "why isn't your father here?" little johnnie looked up at her painfully. "he couldn't make it" he said. "well," she replied, "why don't you just tell us about where he works and what he does. can you do that?" little johnnie squeezed his eyes tight, gathered up his courage, leaped to his feet and loudly declared: "my dad is a porn star! he has sex with people for money!" well, as you can imagine, his teacher and classmates were horrified! a gasp traveled around the room. children wept. their teacher hurriedly busied them with a project and dragged little johnnie by his ear out in the hall for a good talking to. "LITTLE JOHNNIE!" she exclaimed, "what in the WORLD made you say such a thing! is it true your daddy is a PORN STAR!?!?!" little johnnie looked up at her sheepishly. "nah." he admitted begrudgingly. "he's actually a quarterback for the detroit lions. i just didn't want the other kids to know." GOOD ONE ESSSOOO!!!!!!!! HO