that when you are looking for specific things in a person, you invariably run into everyone BUT that type of person?

Perhaps you're looking too hard?

There's a guy who has a law for that.


His name is Murphy.

Is looking for a sense of humor and an intelligent conversation asking too much?

There are many people here who have both .

That's kinda vague actually. Everyone has different types of senses of humor, and intelligent conversation could consist of a number of things to different people.

pick me I am the special one here

Yeah, I know. I've just gotten slammed with mental midgets lately. I guess I'm just ranting!

Many have that, but when you compound it with good looks then they are hard to find........hey just like real life whaddya know?

I eat a Fiber one bar everyday, it seems to help

those are actually pretty good!

So you'll be less full of crap?

I had one of those once...taste like paper...don't ask, don't tell...

The ones with chocolate are great

o crap, and i thought i had everything you were looking for,

Haha I chuckle.

It might help you stay focused

Maybe I'm just crabby.

I have always thought I was pretty open minded about people. But after becoming single again I find it hard to find a man that is comfortable with who he is, has put away the majority of his emotional baggage, can laugh at himself, carry on a conversation about something other than last nights game, and can manage to not try to jump my bones when we first meet.

Hell, if I wanted to jump into bed with someone I can make a few calls and that's not a problem. I want more.

Is that too much to ask?

Maybe they do have what you are looking for.....you just have to peel through the layers. Unfortunately some more than others.