12-14 here great weekend to spend cuddling by the fire too bad she is at her place and I'm at mine!

TY took me back 35 years for a few minutes just wish I knew then what I know now!

Two words a man learns on his wedding day...Yes Dear

Thats what every man needs is a 2 for 1 special

This is a true story which happened to a friend of mine:
About 6 years ago my friend Joe had a Mini Stroke and was in the Cleveland Clinic. He had been in about 2 days when this very young looking Doctor came in to talk to and examine him. Joe said that he looked like "Doogie Houser about 13 years old"
The doctor proceeded to tell Joe that he would have to check his Prostate. Joe agreed laid on his side drew his knees up a little and just as the doctor was about to insert his finger Joe busted out laughing after the exam the young doctor asked Joe why he had started to laugh when he inserted his finger Joe looked at him and replied "I had to laugh thinking that you had spent 8 years in college to do this"

Hey I'm 1/2 Irish and I don't get offended by Irish drinking jokes. I take them like they are meant to be as a joke.

Dictionary:
joke
(jōk) pronunciation

n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

Please More Sweets

check out this web sight might give a little insight into life.

www.dashpoemmovie.com

and how about for the family and friends!

I disagree once the trust is gone it takes along time to rebuild it but its never the same. There will always be that nagging question in the back of your mind wondering are they cheating again!

Why do some actually excuse cheating?

Insecurity low self esteem just to name a couple of reasons. But there is more than 1 form of cheating. Most people just think of cheating as seeing having a relationship/sex with another person other than your significant other. But another form of cheating is taking your significant other for granted,not pay enough attention to his/her needs and lack of communication or being so wrapped up in something else and ignoring them.
So some forms of cheating are forgivable but cheating with some one else in my opinion is never forgivable once the trust is gone you have nothing!

They say better living through chemistry!

add 1 more to the list
17. Please execute Jim from skool yesterday he had a headacke of the head.

Why can Lawyers swim in shark infested waters without fear of being attacked?... Professional courtesy

LMAO

Thats why the blonde got fired from the m&m factory ... She was throwing away all the W'S

Definition of a nervous wreck
A man who has a house payment, a truck payment, a wife and a girl friend... and THEY'RE ALL A MONTH LATE!

GOD I feel old now I remember the first Mircowave oven it was about the 1/2 the size of our stove! Any one remember Micro-Shakes?

Should be
1.Never waste a Hard on.
2.Never trust a fart.
3.Never pass a bathroom.
sign of the times!