A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into
a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and
loud conversation and every once in a while 'the
lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go
out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when
the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I
please use the restroom? The bartender replied, 'OK,
but I should warn you that there is a statue of a
naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.
' Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,'
said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the
back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came
back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough
to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to
the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why
did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?' 'Well, now they know you're one of us,'
said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?' 'But, I
still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see, laughed the bartender, 'everytime someone
lifts the fig leaf on that statute, the lights go
out.' 'Now, how about that drink?'

I would be one of those people

that was great