A buddy and I were at a club several years ago and he asked this girl to dance and she looked him up and down and said "No I don't think so" and he replied without missing a beat he said "well looks like a BJ is out of the question then." He ended up leaving with her.

The word of the day is LEGS.... Help spread the word!

I swear yellow was the color of the mattress

I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a**

Oh how true that is!

Do you want fries with that

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Love the last one Cooly its priceless

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A friend passed this on to me its really important please take seriously.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

ALL WOMEN PLEASE READ!!! STATE POLICE WARNING

Date: 01/18 15:40 PM

Message:

Please read this 'very carefully'..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually ; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of Rockhard abs or goes by his name Jason Stallings contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his instant messages or e-mail . He has the ability to track your home address. Whoever this person may be, he is a suspect for murder in the death of (3) women (so far) contacted through the Internet. He is a suspect in a shooting and is known for raping and beating young women. He is located in the MID-MICHIGAN area. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo and AOL so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious! IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A FRIENDS LIFE.
Thank You.
Dorothy J. Jackson
Complianc e & Enforcement Remediation and Redevelopment Division
Michigan Dept. of Environmental Quality
Phone: 517-335-6842 Fax 373-2637
email: Jacksodj@michigan.gov

Scientist have been able to come up with an answer to this age old question, but have yet to be able to make a working model of it! It is a vibrator made of chocolate and ejaculates money!

They all get better looking at closing time LMAO

Is she from the BOONIES

There is more money being spent on Breast Implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means by the year 2040,there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!

Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in a liquid form,and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails","highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

The FDA has been looking for a new name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course Ibepokin.

Good one

Good on LMAO

Why did GOD create Whiskey





To keep the Irish from taking over the world

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