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especially those with pictures that obviously are more handsome than the person really is
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for filming it
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Throbin hood
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for hilarious euphemisms
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what is the self?
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seriously, What do men want?
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you can be my girl pyxxie
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WittySMARTmouth
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whats a punker?
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...you clicked on the persons picture.
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will you do the fandango?
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Lawrence of a labia
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Star Trek: The Next Penetration
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Judge Judy does Dallas
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What if I certified that I was qualified to qualify the certification?
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when you had those 12 inches, did it hurt?
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WittySMARTmouth
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I can see you...
..no wait...its Jupiter. |
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WittySMARTmouth
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WittySMARTmouth
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Ok, you can keep those. But no other body-fluid related things.
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What about the chloroform, if you arent going to date me, at least go dutch on that - its expensive.
You arent saying no outright are you? Like, definitely no. Theres still a glimmer of hope for us, yeah?
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WittySMARTmouth
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Sorry my pocket is already full of lint.
That "lint" is belly-button fluff. And its probably unhygenic to keep that much in your pockets. |
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WittySMARTmouth
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NO.............please keep me singy.....
If I followed you home, would you keep me? 
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