Topic: You have read a fake profile if..... | |
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fill in the blanks! Humor allowed.
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if he says he is lovely
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..if everything sounds way too good to be true!
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they're using a celebrity's picture.
I found a guy on another site who was obviously using a celebrity's picture. I asked him about it and he blocked me. |
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If he only states he likes to have fun.
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if the photograph appears way too professional
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if they bothered to write one.
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If their pictures are not of themselves and they get bothered when people ask about them.
If they're quick to want to relocate. |
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your pic looks like a photoshopped mona lisa, are you sure its you?
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....she says "I am to be liking your structure."
....all of the information boxes say "No Answer." ....there is an obvious discrepancy between the city and the state, like "Oklahoma City, Minnesota." ....the information in the profile text contradicts what's written in the personal information area. ....Nigeria or Ghana is mentioned anywhere at all. |
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....she says "I am to be liking your structure." ....all of the information boxes say "No Answer." ....there is an obvious discrepancy between the city and the state, like "Oklahoma City, Minnesota." ....the information in the profile text contradicts what's written in the personal information area. ....Nigeria or Ghana is mentioned anywhere at all. Someone actually said I am to be liking your structure? haha! |
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My favorite ones are the phoney military ones. Lazy scammers.
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....she says "I am to be liking your structure." ....all of the information boxes say "No Answer." ....there is an obvious discrepancy between the city and the state, like "Oklahoma City, Minnesota." ....the information in the profile text contradicts what's written in the personal information area. ....Nigeria or Ghana is mentioned anywhere at all. Someone actually said I am to be liking your structure? haha! It's actually a fairly common line from Russian scammers. |
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....she says "I am to be liking your structure." ....all of the information boxes say "No Answer." ....there is an obvious discrepancy between the city and the state, like "Oklahoma City, Minnesota." ....the information in the profile text contradicts what's written in the personal information area. ....Nigeria or Ghana is mentioned anywhere at all. Someone actually said I am to be liking your structure? haha! LOL Hey she was just so hot for Lex's body she had to tell him. |
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I love the ones that say they can't wait for us to be married and have kids....ROFLMBO!
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....she says "I am to be liking your structure." ....all of the information boxes say "No Answer." ....there is an obvious discrepancy between the city and the state, like "Oklahoma City, Minnesota." ....the information in the profile text contradicts what's written in the personal information area. ....Nigeria or Ghana is mentioned anywhere at all. Someone actually said I am to be liking your structure? haha! It's actually a fairly common line from Russian scammers. Huh, I didn't know that. I just get the guys who abbreviate every word in a sentence. No one from Russia. |
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....she says "I am to be liking your structure." ....all of the information boxes say "No Answer." ....there is an obvious discrepancy between the city and the state, like "Oklahoma City, Minnesota." ....the information in the profile text contradicts what's written in the personal information area. ....Nigeria or Ghana is mentioned anywhere at all. Someone actually said I am to be liking your structure? haha! LOL Hey she was just so hot for Lex's body she had to tell him. It's true, they are all to be liking my structure. The first time I got one of those, it really threw me at first. Structure? The box girder bridge I built over the Illinois River? Then I realized it was just a bad translator program. |
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I swear there must not be a teenage girl living in England who has not tragically lost her Mother and whose Daddy wants to relocate to the states as a engineer importing exporting something. You would think they would get a new script.
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I received these reasons many times over:
- he was a widower - his wife died of breast cancer - he gives a non-existent phone number - he was very eager to get a phone number/email address - he was an Engineer in the US based/on contract at the UK - he has a very out dated/blurry/distorted/solitary picture on profile |
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I received these reasons many times over: - he was a widower - his wife died of breast cancer - he gives a non-existent phone number - he was very eager to get a phone number/email address - he was an Engineer in the US based/on contract at the UK - he has a very out dated/blurry/distorted/solitary picture on profile yup and he has a daughter this is a UK scam that has been around for about 3 years |
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