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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
Edited by
FatFreddy
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Thu 11/03/11 06:57 PM
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...dang. double clicked it...
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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I'm a shocked, creepy, obsessive kind of of guy, so thanks for noticing.
Are you coming on to me? 
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"...do you want to be my internet girlfriend?" is all I'm saying. Its not like we're engaged or anything.
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? |
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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Edited by
FatFreddy
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Thu 11/03/11 06:40 PM
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is that a small x
or a big X and is it in pencil, like could it be rubbed out if you changed your mind? |
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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Excellent, Jupiter is definitely one my Top Ten planets.
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when people say that to me I tell then that I was married for 17 years and am not yet ready to wash socks
well I'm not ready to wear socks so dont X me off the list of possibles just yet lemon-pie. 
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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...sorry we dont do deliveries. Collection only.
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Do you think I should be?
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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...the hair is grown at farms across the globe. Its not real facial hair though, that doesnt grow fast enough...
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there is certification?
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Man, you think its so bad.
I'm a left handed albino midget who just happens to be straight and in a long term relationship with my twin sister. Just because I'm a left handed albino midget people automatically assume I'm gay and I hate being stereotyped in that way. |
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why do you ask?
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...erm no.
w w a w w w wheres waldo? 
...ok that was the last one. Just had to get it out of my system, ok. Peace. 
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Wheres waldo?
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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hmmm, that sounds eerily familar..
Thats because its you. Like looking at a texty reflection of yourself... |
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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nope ya way way off lol
That was blindly optimistic of you. Although it was an intellectual and philosophical response, it was rather careless. Honesty and straightforwardness can sometimes come across as tactless. Whilst I realise you were only being superficial my spider sense tells me there was an irresponsible undertone. I could feel you were touched by me massaging your better points, and that came across in your post. 
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Sex is enjoyable. If there is someone I want to have sex with I'm going to do it. It has nothing to do with procreation. If someone disagrees with that, it's not my issue.
...so what are you saying singy, wanna hook up? 
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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a sagittarius enters the room...
Blindly optimistic. Intellectual and philosophical views. Tactless. Careless. Honest and straightforward. Irresponsible. Energetic. Superficial. Tactile. What do you think sneaky? Does that describe your sagittarian ways to a tee? 
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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mmm...whats a valley girl? Sounds like something nice
I'm not fooled by the rocks that you got you're still, you're still simoney from the block used to have a little, now you have a lot No matter where you go, you know where you came from... 
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