Funny thing is nobody sees Big Ben has second best Qb rating in league... I think this week is there best chance....Jets

Yes they did drive down field alot though...Thank god the dolphins suck....

I'm a Steelers fan also...I think if they play there game they could do it...Best defense in league...

Ok everyone who's your pick to beat the Patriots?

ART FART--it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
ARROGANT FART--When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSUALT FART--A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your azz.

TIRE FART--You can't control the blow out.

BEER FARTS--These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL FART--Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART--Your azz is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART--You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART--When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART--When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART--When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART--You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN FART--You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART--A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART--When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART--When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".

Just...Damnn...

A few months after his parents were divorced, Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from work and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a car! I need a car!"

Sure would

Definitley

Lol gotta keep that in mind

Stupid Grandpa. Don't You Get It?

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.
"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.

"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.

The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

Happy birthday nina

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident.
89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, sh it!''

In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''

I wouldn't
Would you make love in a public place

I would say yes lol

So this new bar opens and the owner can't think of a name. So he decides to name the bar after the 3rd person who walks in. It dosen't take long. When the 3rd customer walks in.
The owner jumps up and walks over to the girl. “You're the 3rd person to enter my bar and I'm going to name it after you.”

“Okay,” she says, “my name is Jill.”

The owner looks her over and says, “I like your legs so I'm going to name the bar 'Jill's Legs'”

The next day a bum is sitting outside the bar and a cop asks him what he's doing. He answers, “Waiting for Jill's Legs to open so I can get a drink!”

Damn love the hair

I would call 911 lol
Would you try and sneak a friend on your cruise

maybe kinky

I would
would you allow me to enact your thoughts