Stupid Grandpa. Don't You Get It?

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. "What's this!?" demands the grandfather.
"It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.

"What do you use it for?" asks Gramps.

The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

yeah...

if you smoke single humps, you can cut the Xtra large ones in half and get two for the price of one.

Just bein' helpful

Lol gotta keep that in mind

Gives a whole new meaning to "hung like a horse". Eh? I guess we need to insert a camel instead. Hey honey! Boy, you're hung like a camel!

Nice....

that was sick.