ART FART--it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
ARROGANT FART--When you think your farts don't stink.

ASSUALT FART--A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your azz.

TIRE FART--You can't control the blow out.

BEER FARTS--These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.

JAIL FART--Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

DONKEY FART--Your azz is the only one that can do it.

GHOST FART--You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

HOME ALONE FART--When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

SHOE FART--When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

TANK FART--When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

OLD FART--You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

BRAIN FART--You need to fart, but nothing comes out.

ALZHEIMER FART--A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

NOT-ME FART--When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"

U.F.O. FART--When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".

roflmao

Febreeze anyone??