How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift the cow up and down.

Hi there

Chances...Slim and none...

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

area-51

Kinky... hey rose

money!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi sherry...nice smile

Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up to his elbows ... He used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented: "I graduated from Harvard and they taught us to be clean."

The second man finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented: "I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."

The third man zipped up and as he was walking out the door he had a smirk on his face and said: "I don't know about you guys, but where I went to college, they taught us not to piss on our hands."

A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her azzhole does when she has an orgasm.

"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids ..."

unrealistic

I'd do it for 1.98

Q. What''s the ultimate rejection?

A. When you''re masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

Hey concept...Yes theres jobs everywhere of course all the casinos...

Hey blue,teddy How was your days

Lol... I would
Would you let me wipe...

Damn its only Wensday...

I would
Would you let someone

Lol...Been awhile huh...