A few months after his parents were divorced, Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from work and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a car! I need a car!"

I need a glass,I need a glass

there's a sock on the floor!!!

wats up all?