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Thanks everyone got it...ty mry
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IM
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yea i keep seeing that lol
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IM
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does the messanger work in this place
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GO EAGLES!!!
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hey winnie not a eagles fan, but go eagles huh
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I'm in Vegas!! It is cold!! Finally..and I'm not bored.. I'm at the airport waiting for someone to land.. Yayyy! MiSSLiNDS Should i come get you lol...That coat looks warm 
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Bombs Away!
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Hey bearfan tough beat today
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Bombs Away!
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Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins? A: He blew off his penis. |
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Well don't gamble anymore, but yes it would...It's been a long weekend ready to go back to work...
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Well...It's cold here to if you can believe that...When you live here 17 years...It gets old
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Would you bring home
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Ok...I'd bring you home hoping you didn't make a pass at her... lol
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Hey everyone sitting around bored anyone wanna talk
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Would you bring home
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lol no she'd slap you cause i'm no mechanic...
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Without a doubt
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hey
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Hi & welcome
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Edited by
nekred
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Sun 11/25/07 05:10 PM
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Yes maybe by the pound....plz dont hurt me
 ooops meant for thumper |
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Would you bring home
Edited by
nekred
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Sun 11/25/07 05:03 PM
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I wipe my own #$@ lol
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Would you bring home
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of course
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Deadbeat in a Bar
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A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son." The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing." |
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Fascinate
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'" Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons." The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence." Little Johnny continued, "But her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight." |
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Edited by
nekred
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Sun 11/25/07 03:28 PM
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Was gonna say same thing....Love al Pacino
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