Ok I think she has gotten enough attention on this... lol... I don't
think she is old enough to be here either... and I agree with Peachie
100%. But enough is enough,,, can't someone delete the thread already?
lmao

I have to agree with the majority on this one vafyredawg, nothing
ventured nothing gained. And I too would like to know if you would date
an average looking woman. I see no problem in your looks, you look great
to me.

You say that your a realist, I think that maybe you have some
self-confidence issues, and that can be improved upon my sweet. As for
the red head, well, you would not have to shoot for the moon to obtain
her, her personality has her crashing back to earth with a bang.

So vafyredawg, reach for the stars, shoot for the moon, but never knock
anyone aside in the process. The one your looking for may very well be
one of the people you over look.

Its too bad you don't live closer to me vaf.

I neither agree or disagree, its one's personal choice. I have had many
homosexual friends, both male and female, however I myself am not gay.
Once my friends knew that I was straight things were great, I was only
asked once if I might be interested, no one got grabby or ignorant, just
a question which I answered and we were friends ever since.

And let me tell you, I LOVE to go shopping with a gay male, OMG it is an
experience, it is even better than going shopping with your best female
friend that you have been friends with since childhood.

Hey Newfiegirl, fellow newf here my dear... lol... and no one tells a
newfie joke like a newfoundlander...I have been right across Canada and
enjoyed living in other places but there is nothing like the rock.... it
calls you back time after time, so I came back to live.... Loves it!!!

The government announced today that it is changing its national symbol
to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Government's
political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while your actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

vrey cool, I culod raed taht wtihuot any pborelm

Great analogy Dave... That about sums it up for me, and Cookie the
Playground is soooo true.

I like the social aspect of this place tho, how about anyone else?

Another clue please, and Newfiegirl that isn't such a bad idea lol

just some useless information tho lol

Men, according to Sex with Sue, do have a G-Spot. It is supposedly
located inside the rectum. I can even give you her directions on finding
it if you really want the info lol...

So I guess God cums to both sexes... lmao

OMG animal... that was tff... lmfao

bonus points for animal woohhooooo

oops sorry mitch, my bad.
was just so excited about it lol.
Forgive me?????? *smiles*

Now on to this one lol
I get the hint but the puzzle ....WOW... still need help there

Can I get another hint please??

My favourite quote about being broke is as follows...

"Money talks I'll not deny
I heard it once it said good-bye!"

I just love that quote, it makes me smile and then the world is not such
a big bad place anymore.

Grandma and Grandpa were driving from Washington to Florida to attend
their granddaughters graduation from medical school.

Halfway through their trip, they stopped to visit one of
their sons in Kansas for a night. Grandpa found a bottle of
Viagra in the medicine cabinet. He asked his son about using one of the
pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad,
they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"Around $10.00 a pill," answered the son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one,
we'll be leaving early in the morning, so I'll put the money
under the pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the
pillow.

He immediately called Grandpa on his cell phone and said,
"I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00.

"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma."

And this is the reason I am divorced today lol.... it may be easy to say
and hard to do but as they say ... the reason divorce lawyers are so
expensive is because they are worth it. lol.

Lions you are not harsh at all, very upfront about the whole thing. I
like that, its a quality worth its weight in gold.

I agree with lions...sick and twisted sons of b's

Anyone who has no more compassion for human life should be locked up in
some kind of institution. And not to sound crass but I dont think its
only the bums this is happening to, if you look into the crime of
today's society its happening everywhere to all walks of life. But
someone's social situation does not minimize this hate crime, I only
hope that the athorities are doing something about it, it is no
different than crimes against someone of another race. This is totally
unacceptable behaviour.

Good day to all...

Cookie, he is definitely an Annoyance... Are you sure he doesn't have
some idea that workboots is his and now yours? this in no way reflects
on workboots or his preference of partners but this Annoyance sure acts
like a jealous partner.

Pic or no Pic it doesn't matter because when you get to know the person
they will probably send you one personally instead of putting in in
profile... and yes pictures can be deceiving but personality comes
through loud and clear.

And in regards to your kitty being bigger shadow...lol... can you really
compare a tiger to a kitten? A tiger is facinating and curiously
stimulating in a adrenaline rush sort of way but a kitten is cute, soft,
cuddly... even with the gun...lol

I suppose there is a right and wrong way if you take into consideration
the duration and effect... I guess you have been one of the fortunate to
have all good experiences, lol.

If he is just going thru the motions and not giving you the stimulation
that you want (it happens, believe me). Some men are just not good at
oral sex... just as some women are not good at giving blow jobs. But
they can be improved upon if you tell them how you like it and they
listen to the advise.

worm = ex-husband

If you was my girl and I wanted to used toys on you then have sex with
you after how would you feel about it?


Hell I would love it... variety is the spice of life, and I want to know
if you would want to use some of the variety I have or bring your own.
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If your mate ask you to sit back and watch them have sex with someone
else in front of you would you do it?

Undecided... I think it would depend on the situationa and the person
you wish to bring in.
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Ok here"s one for someone to answer out there.If your husband of 20 yrs
goes on a fishing trip for a week and you are bored and decide to play
around on the computer and you just by chance find his porn sites but
they are only GAY PORN sites what would you think???????????

I would be thinking about the vaseline he packed for the fishing
trip...lol.... but seriously he may be just curious, why don't you ask
about it