You gonna be seeing your family and such? Hopefully you get everything you want for Christmas, including the perfect combination of conversationalist/sex machine man you're looking for

You just need to catch up is all. The gutter is there for a reason, btw. Everything ends up there eventually, it just depends on the timing. If it weren't for perverted thoughts then what would define normalcy?

Aloha, you keepin it real? How are the holidays treating you so far?

Thanks but I doubt I'll ever find my 'perfect girl'. Alicia Keys is so far the closest I've seen to her but she's a bit out of my league (that's a different forum topic).

Lol, I'll bring lots of picks and a whole bunch of different songs to sing! Beer goggles are a bit overrated so I'll be wearing my gin martini goggles. Mmmmm, now I'm excited. Ok ok, maybe naked isn't so bad now. But if we're gonna be naked we should definitely have a rule about dancing proximity... iam4u is cool and all but dude, keep your distance. Don't wanna be fighting with your 'tommy gun' while I'm tryin to get my freak on with the ladies.

Oh, sorry, I'm not trying to say that I know what you want, only stating what I've observed in most women I know. Of course every woman is different as is every man, but most men won't conform to the 'perfect guy' role because the women that actually want this are hard to find. I really do hope to find that one 'perfect' woman that can appreciate a man who is totally into her; one that craves affection and has no problem showing her true feelings. As I said before, this would be the perfect end result. You really seem to be one of the few and you will probably make some lucky guy very happy one day. Here's to hoping you find him soon and hopefully you end up so happy that the only logical result would be to make a movie about it that rivals "The Notebook" (in my opinion a great movie about a perfect love).

Um, let's all wear clothes please. Togas maybe. Those are fun. Maybe we could have a non-Christmas theme like the 1930ies or obscure movie characters... anything but naked.

Not too shabby, but have you any interest in a nice fruit cake instead?

Wow, you're all effin crazy... I LOVE IT!!!

Everyone is quick to watch the drinks here... Maybe I'll bring a flask and wear a nice jacket so I can keep it in the inside pocket... Oh yeah, are we bringin gifts? If so then how are we gonna assign who brings what for who? I want a Chrysler 300 just so you all know. Thanks

Still won't let me message even though we're friends now! There should be an override button for friends or something. Maybe I'll add this to the feedback section...

This sounds nice and all, but really when a guy acts like this he's viewed as insecure and needy. Sorry to bust up the party but girls really want a guy that can keep her on her toes. They like the chase just as much as men do. After all of the 'games' are played and both are happy with each other then maybe this is an ideal end result but women do not just fall for guys like this. It's hard for us guys to find a nice balance between fleeting and obsessive. Anyway, at least somebody appreciates the right kind of attention from men. If only all women were into men like this.

Keep your hands off my drinks!!! I can handle them just fine, haven't had any problems so far. Maybe I'll find an out of reach place to put em while I dance... hopefully I don't get so sloshed I can't reach em though cause that would suck.

Urg04es... So you can sing, eh? Maybe I can break out the guitar and we can do a duet? Give me some ideas of what songs I should be practicing so we can get everyone going.

When you get home from working a double (and swear all day that you're going straight to bed) but then end up online emailing your buddies until you realize you only have 4 more hours to sleep before you have to go to work again!

Haha, I tried to send you a message but I'm not old enough! I don't think I fall into the "himbo" category and I'd like to chat with you a bit outside of the forums if you'll have me

You gonna dance with me? We can make everyone jealous.

"This Life I Lead" - Tupac

I'm down with just about ANY kind of music but I only dance to hip hop... club music type of stuff. It's so easy as a guy cause all I gotta do is bounce to it lol. That's a good thing when you're drinkin

YES you certainly can... apparently Sexyklp4U is bringing some entertainment and everyone else is bringing the food/drinks. When you arrive look for me, I'll be the one two-fisting the drinks and dancing (horribly) to whatever random songs are playin... speaking of songs, who's bringin the music?

After reading this post and then your profile I've decided to become one of your followers, or perhaps a side-kick if you'll have one. We could use our powers to rid the world of BS and bigots. I commend you on your ability to remain 'kind to the individuals' that are cruel to you. If only everyone could be so altruistic and benign...