Yes, long hair for sure. There's just something about grabbing a handful and being a perfect gentleman...

He doesn't have issues dude, he's just starting a topic. At least it's better than the typical "last person to post is st00pid" threads.

drink

What about chicks? Does the Britney/Sinead look turn any dudes on? I'm not really into that kinda thing, I prefer long dark hair but just wondering if any dudes dig that in chicks.

I have no hair on my head and I'm a sexy beast. A very drunk sexy beast.

she in fact IS the blow up lady under my bed

she likes to dress as a clown and preach scientology to celebrity drug addicts (this means you, lindsay)

he donated body hair for Britney Spear's new wig. I heard she has head lice

for Drivinmenuts

is really the father of all of her grandchildren

Red Bull

Preach it dude! If there's no attraction then everything else could add up to friendship. The good thing is that everyone has their own tastes in potential partners and I know plenty of guys that like a huge variety of women.

Frankenstein

1) Soulmate - Jessica Alba
2) Love - the way I feel when I see Ms. Alba
3) Commitment - never quitting, regardless of what they tell you in rehab
4) Sex - side effect of alcohol
5) Making Love - side effect of chocolate
6) Cheating - looking at your friend's paper during a test
7) Kinky - when the rest of the group doesn't wanna go along with it
8) Perverted - my uncle Greg
9) Creepy - my uncle Greg
10) Intelligent - knowing the difference between your and you're
11) Loyalty - when the group goes along with it anyway
12) Honor - if ya can't come in her, come honor
13) Courage - rolling over to see who you're wakin up with
14) Strength - dealing with whoever you woke up with
15) Honesty - telling your friends who you woke up with
16) Anger - the way i felt when some random uninvited chick came to my house and stole my camera and mixer
17) Frustated - waking up alone
18) Confident - knowing you're the sheezy
19) Egotistic - thinkin you're the sheezy
20) Hypocryte - telling your mistress about how much of a ho your wife is

Gratz, Michele! Hopefully things work out for ya

oops, messed around with the quote thing and screwed it up... sorry

I'm hoping to find a soul mate eventually but for now friends are great to have around. Then again I'm in the middle of a divorce and have no urge to rush into anything right away. So far the women I've been meeting and hanging out with have kept me busy and it's been a lot of fun!

Wait... does "Call Bruce Willis to save the Earth from total destruction" count? Cause if so then I'm gonna do that for sure.

Call my friends and family to tell them I love them, round up everyone I know that lives close by, hit up the Publix for booze and meat, then we'd all drive to the beach so we could drink and grill some food before the big bang. And of course Sublime would be on the radio, duh.

Haha! This story is outstanding! Thanks for helping us start our morning off with a good laugh

So the sweetiepie has a dirty side, eh? Very interesting