Wait a second.......that's it! 15 lashes for you young lady.

Well, as the classic song states...."If you can't be, with the one you love honey....love the one you're with". See. Sometimes those hippy music makers from the 60's nailed it.

WTF......ladies on here with the profile name of like (and this is just an example) Bertha123456789 sending me a message of "Hi". Stupid scammers....or are they real and they couldn't get more creative with a profile name? Hmmmmmm.

It's the best out of the three Thor films. It's funny without trying to force feed you the humor. And it is action packed right when it needs to be. Thor and Loki together make it work, and Cate Blanchet is hella hot as the villain.

I don't look good in yoga pants.

I started working out and did things that got me out of the house. Basically I stayed busy.....and spent money on stuff I didn't need.....and got some hookers.....the last two things you probably shouldn't do.

Sex......then waffles.

Oh but sexting was awesome.....until you get your screen all sticky.

I found an emotional connection with my cat. Pets love you and will be with you all the time. As for the women in my life? One day they would love me, then the next?......I burn the toast and all hell breaks loose.

No man can resist the high quality of a lap dance.

What kind of sadistic and twisted world do you live in that does not include a romantic walk, beer fridge....and....and.....the double mint twins? Okay...I added that last part myself.

Ugh. Running around just to be with someone is just too exhausting. It's like working out, going on a diet, and then having your Nazi trainer yelling at you for eating those Cheetos. Just so not worth the aggravation.

However, some people do find God during sex.

Let's look at this from a couple perspectives. You grow up seeing a certain type of broken relationship (Maybe Mom went from guy to guy, daddy wasn't around....or perhaps one parent was abusive to the other) and you therefore feel that this is normal. Then you see a "happy" relationship and you begin to crave that. It's normal to want that because what makes us happy makes for a better life right?

Or you grow up with loving parents and you crave that, only to find that mom and dad put up a facade. Then you believe that this is normal so you find someone and you begin to treat him/her in the same manor. It's love right? Or your perception of it.

My point is that a relationship is what you make of it....and it really shouldn't matter how you are the one you love make it work. In today's world, anything taboo is actually becoming "normal".

Not only do you ask for the credit card, you can also ask for a new car....or house when you do this.

I've always loved a woman who would walk up to me, grab me by the balls, and whisper to me softly....."I need the credit card baby". Swoon!

One thing NOT to do is ask an Indian lady which "hole" you can stick it in.

Those movies on the Hallmark Channel would lead you to believe they do.

Halloween (The original)
The Descent
Any movie with Adam Sandler in it.

I look sexy to a woman after she has had about six shots of patron.