Community > Posts By > Goofball73
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Men Only seeks Sex?
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According to Vegas odds, you are less likely to get an STD via internet dating sites via chatting......all the while sitting at home rubbing one out.
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What do men want?
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A woman who can cook on the grill while wearing a Wonder Woman outfit. Ahhhhh!
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Marriage
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Relationships require work. Sad to say? Yes! It is. But they do require people to work on themselves and each other....and as a couple. If you aren't willing to adapt, to work on the relationship, then you fail. Marriage requires your time, effort....basically it the ULTIMATE commitment. Sadly people these days treat marriage as if it is the check engine light on your car. It is going off for a reason, and the more you ignore it, the worse your engine is going to get.
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Regret
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What to do when someone you love doesn't love you back... I will tell you what NOT to do. Don't go to the local supermarket, get a bunch of ice cream, and then go home. Then, you put in a chick flick and eat all those gallons of ice cream. |
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What are you doing? - part 9
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Just got back from getting my hair cut.....waited over an hour but.....ahhhhhh!
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R.I.P to a very funny man
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He was in his late 70's when he did The Heavenly Kid with Ben. My God! He was hilarious are the horny old man. He had some great, raunchy lines. RIP to a legend.
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Tell me once u get to knw that Masturbation while typing will lead to incomplete sentences like the one above. |
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"Wrapped around your finger"- The Police
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When I get to a red light, and I am jamming out in my car, I will turn the music down because I don't want someone to turn into an ax murderer because the loud music set them off.
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Strange Dreams .
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I had this dream where Pac Man was chasing me. Think he was getting back at me for all those times I allowed those ghosts to get him.
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Change-One-Letter - part 27
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Aces
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"Release Me"- Wilson Phillips.
Don't judge me. It's a good jam. |
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A-Z sentences 🙂 - part 2
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Ice Cream can also be fried....it's true!
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A-Z sentences 🙂 - part 2
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Fresh donuts are hard to deny too.
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Change-One-Letter - part 27
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Tack
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Change-One-Letter - part 27
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Hmmmmm......and if I put the letter "C" in this......
Aunt |
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Action Movie
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The Crow
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"Street Fighting Man"
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"Your Love"- The Outfield.
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One of the best first dates I ever had was, believe it or not, at a Chuck E' Cheese. We both had fun being silly and I even fought a kid for the tickets I had won in skee ball. Little butthead tried to sneak in and take them but I wasn't having any of it.
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