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<----am wondering what this tells an easternsquirrel about my self-esteem... ![]() Only you can answer. |
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Bragging
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Well, I've been told I'm pretty big, but IDK, I never did any comparison myself. I've just been told. But, I've never been concerned about that kind of thing. Trust me on this Tote....when you can look at a woman and think "My d**k is bigger than your forearm"...women will KNOW what you are thinking. Freaksh and creepy..yes...but I have yet to meet an actual woman who didn't give me the go ahead. I met a man who claimed a huge one, and he asked if I thought I could handle it. I said I would like to see. We got a room. He showed me his equipment. He was very polite. He asked if I still wanted to go through with it. You will have to use your imagination for the rest of the story. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You just answered your own statement. |
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Changes after marriage..
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First of all, if you happen to suddenly notice that your significant
other has changed .... You probably didn't give them enough time to show their true colors, and rushed into a situation that you found all too familier ... then realize that you regret what you did. Some will even go to extravagant lenghts to extend their dillusional hope that the person will change for the better into that illusion they first thought they were. What a waste of life. That's one reason I've remained single. This isn't exactly the way I'd prefer to describe it, but if you give someone enough rope they'll either hang their self with it or build something constructive with it. Once that happens, then you can decide. |
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Why are you still Single?
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I remain single by my own choice.
If you really want to meet someone locally ... get off of this internet and get out of your hole in the wall. Start living your own life on your own terms. Once you kick the habit of haunting the internet ... then maybe, just maybe you'll start living. |
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just wondering... what do you think? ![]() I honestly don't care what length her hair is, she can even be bald for that matter. I look at hair to see if it's natural and well kept. Seeing hair that's been ruined with chemicals tells me a lot about a woman's self esteem. |
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1. Get off your duff.
2. Take stock in yourself. 3. Forget what everyone else says. 4. Go find something you enjoy doing so much that you would do it without being paid for it. 5. Enjoy your own life. If you're spiritual in any sense, think about how long Adam must have been alone. I don't even think a female companion was on his mind when she was presented to him. |
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Be the captain of your own ship.
Know how to read the map, shoot the sun and plot your course. Know how to read the wind. Know when to tac. Trust your first mate. Understand how to deal with mutineers. |
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Topic:
Ever feel...
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There are times given the present situations ...
That I wish I were the only one on the planet. |
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Topic:
Throwing in the Towel
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It's when you're walking on that path when someone happens along who is heading the same direction.
You don't have to ask. It just happens and you know it without question. |
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We're overdue for a dictatorship.
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Want to get rid of the national debt in a hurry?
It's really easier than you can imagine. Take all the INTEREST AND INSURANCE we've been paying to the banks and insurance companies and make sure the government gets it instead of all the political bribes they've been buying them off with. I'll guarantee you, we'll be out of debt and have all our other needs taken care of within a year. |
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84 days....
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I'll probably get a small can of black powder and a steel pipe.
Put a cap on one end and tap a fuse hole for it. Place about 2 ouces of powder in the bottom and pack it with wadding. Light the fuse and run. BOOM! |
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a quick electron burst from a nearby star would send this planet back into the electronic stone age.
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Bragging
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Reminds me of a joke I once heard.
One guy was bragging to another that he could make a donkey laugh and cry. The other guy humored him and made a bet. "A thousand says you can't". On that note, wager commenced with the guy approacing a donkey and whispering in its ear. A few seconds later the donkey burst out laughing. Then about a minute later began weeping miserably. "okay, here's your thousand, but how did you do it?" He replied, "I told the donkey I was bigger, then proved it". |
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Topic:
Throwing in the Towel
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I wouldn't say that I "gave up".
I'd say that I had to make a decision to quit and save my sanity. That was about 20 years ago. |
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Edited by
EasternSquirrel
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Tue 04/26/11 05:50 PM
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Take a 24 hour cross country drive without any sleep and drink only pepsi. That will do it. (Call it wired).
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Topic:
Do you know what you want?
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WELL IN THIS THREAD I AM GOD THOU SHALL WANT. THOU SHALL POST THY WANTS UNTO THE JEANNIEBEAN. IF THOU THINKETH IT ENOUGH AND HAVE FAITH, THEY OWN WILL BE DONE SO IT IS, SO BE IT. Just a demi-god. The moderators have the last say. |
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Edited by
EasternSquirrel
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Tue 04/26/11 05:41 PM
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i had this guy email me he was not younger he a bit older but for what he had stated in the email he made me feel like i was a dang tramp ![]() ![]() ![]() Those are such times that I wish for a police state. Some gorilla pulls that trash, then the next thing happens is the squad breaks down his door, hammers his computer to a twisted heap of scrap, drags his obnoxious buttocks out into the street, gives him a coat of tar and feathers ... then draw and quarter him with four city buses. What have you got against gorillas? ![]() Relax, you seem to have some class. They'd have to shave you first. I'll take the Capt. Morgans Rum. |
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I think if it was really meant to happen, then the planet would be more destroyed by now. And the sun would get way hotter. I can't see how it will happen, suddenly, just cos it realises that "Ooooh quick, it's Dec 2012. We must stick to what we told them, and ruin the world!". Really, take a look at the world population. It's reaching critical mass. Not 2012 ... but 2032. But not in a "big boom" catastrophie. Similar to the way it happened between 10,000 and 25,000 years ago .. not withstanding the ice age, the population hit a "bottleneck" and it dropped to a total population of around 10,000 worldwide. It will happen again, but this time we'll see a population of around one quarter million left alive out of over 6 billion. If we take the "cosmic" bullet which is probable, we'll have less. |
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Topic:
Bragging
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I thought a .308 had a longer chamber.
Oops, my mistake. I must have mixed that up with the 30-06. |
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