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Does anyone know what happened to Noden or WarDriverJ?
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TOTAGE
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How did you pick your username? Is it a play on the words "toe tag" or "total package"?
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TOTAGE
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No you made this topic because you woke up on the ego maniac side of the bed today.
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TOTAGE
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How did you break your nose totage?
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TOTAGE
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Does that mean you don't have major medical insurance?
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non cramp relievin sob
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Masturbate.
 I know this tends to be my answer for a lot of things but it is true that the contraction of the abdominal and pelvic muscles during orgasm decreases the pain of cramps.
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I'm feeling a little bored and uninspired today. If I eat one more thing I'm going to be sick.
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(((Noden))) I'm popping in and out. Not much going on here today.
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for Noden
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C H O K E
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Masturbate!
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test thread
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Jumbo shrimp. Alone together. White gold.
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test thread
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Why is the smell of fried peppers & onions so appetizing when paired with sausage or steak but such a turn off when it's coming from a person and there's no food in sight?
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Sloppy joes has some potential. Drip...drip...drip
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test thread
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Why does security at the airport make you take your shoes off but not your socks? You could just as easily construct something harmful in a sock as a shoe.
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test thread
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Why is almost every show on tv called "Reality TV", but they're scripted? Why don't they just call it "New tv show with a bunch of unknown people with no acting experience who are good at letting us put words in their mouths." Examples:
1.Survivor 2.Any MTV show 3.Any VH1 show 4.The Bachelor 5.Extreme Home Makeover (sorry saps selling a sob story to advertise for Sears) The list could go on. |
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test thread
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Why does the checkout cashier always ask: "Did you find everything you were looking for today?" but they're never prepared when you tell them no.
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test thread
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Why do people now a days think wearing a thong is sexy. Up until about 10 years ago we spent most of our time trying to keep our underwear out of our butt cracks.
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test thread
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Why do employment sites in Vegas ask you for your myspace page and a headshot? You can throw Equal Opportunity Employer out the window on that one. That's says to me: "If you want to work for any of these companies listed you've got to be HOT and POPULAR."
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test thread
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Why do all of the major chain stores require a discount card to take advantage of their "sale" prices? If you're a bargain shopper your keyring starts to look like you've graduated from about 20 twelve step programs with all of those keytag cards hanging off of it.
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Topic:
test thread
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Even your mail carrier could answer those questions. What is security really?
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