I know you are.

The picture does sorta remind me of him.

mmmmmm full body massage. Dang I am all for that. Heck just do my lower back and I am putty in your hands. (really bad back had me in bed for 3 months on morphine once)
I will also give as it makes it all the more fun for both

I live in California
Can't say that I say any of this.



I get snow days and don't live in any of the above mentioned



Ummmmm ok ? I always thought the thing was zip codes ( due to stupid 90210) though I personally don't care what zip someone lives in.

Knocks on your door while calling you from my cell phone.

Can I stalk you too?

But really you don't want one. You want a normal relationship. It is much nicer and has better perks

You can also sign up for a class on something you enjoy doing and meet others who enjoy doing the same things that way. Like say join a cooking class or art class.

Wife is having an affair with another guy and the husband is so plastered he thinks he is already in bed.

Then I guess I shouldn't ever use the phone because I miss hear a lot and will say something along the lines of uhhh even when I am not tired.
And no mater how tired I am I can't go to bed at 7 PM because then I wake up a few hours later and can't sleep at all.

Thanks guys/gals. Feeling better already even if I will be all alone on New Years. Sucks when all your friends are married and you live in BFE

I guess because I am not the type of person to hang up on people jerks or not. Yeah I probably should have hung up and won't answer when he calls back as I know he will.

Yeah no way will I be spending it with him. At one point he even asked for my mothers number to call her and ask her if I am retarded.

I have been talking to a guy online and phone for close to 3 months. We were supposed to meet Saturday before New Years and spend New Years together. As of today he called me mentally retarded because the other night on the phone I wasn't really talking just kinda doing uhhhh. I was at work all week with no day off and tired. I am hard of hearing and don't do well on the phone, and when I am tired my hearing is even worse.
So when he said something I didn't understand I said uhhhhh trying to figure it out. For close to 20 minutes he kept calling me retarded and screaming in my ear. When I said all he does is mumble when he has been drinking he said "Don't try and turn the tables on me because you are retarded and I don't do that when I drink." Then he hung up on me.
So is this his way of saying I don't want to meet you or is he really just a 100% jerk.

Man that is kinda sad ,because it is so true in so many ways. But I like it just the same

ewwww New Coke what were they thinking??? I wanna fight Bill Gates and take all his money! Then we can all go on vacation .


Btw if this message is in anyway screwed up or sent a billion times sorry blame it on my cell phone for the screw up.

tsk tsk tsk you broke the 1st and 2nd rule

Thank you I love you I won't be going nuts all day trying to remember her name. I always seem to wake up at 3am and go DUH! so you saved me the trouble

Not every girl on here will be like that.

I agree give me some of her shoes too. And it is going to drive me nuts about her name now. I know last name is like Marcus right?

A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.”
“What do you mean?” said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, “Ouch! That hurts, too.” Then she touched her right earlobe. “Ow, even THAT hurts.”
The doctor asked the woman, “Are you a natural blond?”
“Why yes,” she said.
“I thought so,” said the doctor… “You have a sprained finger.”



A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

That's the only way I could watch TV when I was 17 and in Montreal for 6 months.( I don't speak French) My friend and I would stay up late at night laughing till my aunt would get upset