A man and his wife live in a row house where all of the houses look alike. The wife tells the husband that everytime he goes out he returns to the wrong house and disturbs the neighbors.

To fix the problem the man puts a lantern on his porch to remind him of his house.

So, like clockwork he goes out and gets plastered. Upon returning home he sees the lantern and says to himself "Theres my house and there's the lantern I put on the porch."

Satisfied with himself he walks onto the porch and puts his key in the door, "I knew it, this my house cause my key works."

Now even more impressed with himself, he enters into the house and goes to his bedroom. Upon entering he exclaims, "I knew this was my house cause there is my wife, and there I am in bed with her!"

I dont get it.

Wife is having an affair with another guy and the husband is so plastered he thinks he is already in bed.

that would piss me off never been that drunk but that was a good one

i've been pretty drunk in my days, woke up in my own bed wondering how I got there, but never thought i was already there