Yup I'm totally on board with the spa thing. Just got to nip into the store for a snorkel. Be right back..

Just heard, UK's love is lost. Last seen somewhere on spaghetti roundabout in a flowery vw beetle blaring out please give love a chance from a 1,000 watt car stereo, billowing clouds of some pungent smoke and driving erratically.

Police say they are doing everything they can and the public can rest assured that this outbreak of love will soon be under control.

It's got to be lemons.

I'm going down the town. gonna see my girl.

gonna sing her a song. gonna show her my -------

It's not the easiest of things, dating online. Trust is a big issue,
If they ask for money, the are no good, Be safe Jenn :)

good luck.
And welcome aboard. :)

commando?

Bell-----------------

Yea just about alive her in the UK. Although it needed a triple bypass and a pacemaker to get through the last budget changes.
Recon it'll be ok for a few years, providing it doesn't attempt anything strenuous.

What have you done Freebird?

we should keep this clean guys....

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Every morning at 6 o clock it's up with the --------------

Hell.

Deep _ _ _ _ _ _ !

Do bears sh 1 t in the woods?

Not surprised m8...

maybe you should just stick with the oriental twins and their hanging baskets for a while.
I am told they have some kind of revitalizing oil....

Orange Carnelian

and a large piece of red jasper lol Again :)

DA

the attitude

Learned this one when I was 15.
Might raise a chuckle.

This is the tail of Daniel Morgan,
Who had a tiny sexual organ,
It was just one inch when fully reared,
When lying down it disappeared.
It was just by chance they called him Danny,
Half an inch less they?d have called him fanny,
It gave his girlfriends such a shock,
When they put their hands on his tiny cock,

One day Dan read in the daily mail that things called falsies were on sale,
For women who had tiny breasts they wore these things inside their vests,
Now Dan said ?I'm no fool, why can?t I make a big false tool?
So he worked all night to make a shopper,
And he ended up with a great big whopper,
It was twelve inches long and made of plastic,
And would stretch any girls fanny, like elastic,
It really was a lovely job and on the end was a big red knob,
He tied it up with lots of twine and it really did look rather fine,
Lying there beneath his pants,
It looked just like an elephants.

No other guy stood a chance when Dan attended the local dance,
For when the girls danced with our Danny,
His tool kept tickling round their fanny.
The girls began to faint and swoon as Danny waltzed them round the room,
But what a shock they had in stall,
For one night dancing round the hall,
Danny stopped and loudly cursed,
He?d felt the string and strapping burst.
Before he?d reached the nearest seat, his tool was dangling at his feet,

A girl named Silvia made Dan sick for she gave his tool a spiteful kick,
Poor Danny?s screams ran round the hall,
For the string was tied round one of his balls.
Of course by now the band was crackers,
While in the gents Dan bathed his knackers.

So if you?re like poor Daniel Morgan,
And have a tiny sexual organ,
Remember though it?s only wee,
It?s always good enough, just to Pee!!

Hi there.

actually I've still got this Orange Carnelian and a large piece of red jasper I snaffled from Crystal earlier.
I'll swap you for the chocolate.

You've been reading final dreams poems again haven't you lol

hey wait. where did you get that weather report for lightning predictions?

I've been looking for that.

Fiddlesticks!!

I don't know any