"Whadya paying ya purple faced b1tch?" Phil E Peeno slurred.

"He's either very brazen or very stupid..." Jaq thought as she glared at Phil. Something seemed almost familiar about this drunken asian.

"Count yourself lucky I don't cut your balls off little man!" she hissed.

"Very well, take me back to the spaceport or to the mining camp, so I can get this job done." he burped.


Xiao The Chyenne Shaolin sat at the head of a long obsidian table. The room dimly lit from candles made from the fat of slain foes, obscured the ancient writings upon the walls.

He snapped his fingers, summoning ...

Children of Dune

Don't let him kid ya, he's just bumping his count.

Suds & Studs Saloon home of Swinging Drunken *****, located in the heart of Lands End. The absentee owner Drunken Dick The Third sat waiting for his brother with news about his other brother, just recently arrived from the Southern LAnds. He sensed something was wrong and was eager to do summink about it, yet he waited patiently, which meant he didn't throttle the life out of anyone. He had promised The Big Dick he would chill till he arrived.

Muffy rode The Big Dick all the way to Suds & Studs, it took all her strength just to stay on top.


Bro. Ken Hymen groaned as he sat up and looked around at an empty room. He took his phone out and called ...

earnestness

"Your brother is dead." Muffy said. "We were on our way here, when he keeled over and died." she continued.

"What happened?" Big Dick asked.

"I'm not sure but it appeared as if he was poisoned."

Big Dick didn't hear another word out of Muffy's mouth.

"All I want is to take you to your erm sister." said Bro. Ken Hymen anxiously.

"Shouldn't we be on our way?" he asked.

Caroldeedee cast off her disguise and out flopped The BiG Ole Dick. The Private Dick's older brother.

Muffy gasped again, it was such a mouthful to take in all at once.

So with a Big Ole Dick in her face and Bro. Ken Hymen at her back, what was poor ole Muff to do....

"CHILL OUT, lady" Bro. Ken Hymen yelled, "I'm her to take you to your sister."

"I am to escort you to The Lame Dame WIth The Same Name." he continued.

"Sorry about the fella you were with, we had an old score to settle."

"Will you come?" he asked.

Bro. Ken Hymen falls to the floor as he fires off 3 shots at Buster. Buraham took one to the shoulder as he returned fire, hitting nothing but an oak table. Ken jumps up and shoots Buster between the eyes.

Muffy took cover when the shots began to fly. After the shots stopped she screamed...

tool

"What do you want with me?" Peeno barked

The Cat in the Hat came back and set up a travelling bar. Looking over at Phil he asked, "Peeno wanna colada?"

Meanwhile at the spaceport, Eiliki Mephisto ordered one Wannabe Baboon to stay and alert her the moment Johnny Strokes showed up.

She and her other goon boarded a shuttle heading for Shaft Sixtynine,
to keep her scheduled meet with Xiao Hu, head of the Chyenne SHaolins. The unofficial agents of the Mephisto Corporation.

...

Droog sat, sipping cheap spaceport rum, trying to ignore the lingering effects of his narrow escape. He wondered why Johnny hadn't arrived yet, surely Johnny would want to wrap this job up quick since he had no idea what his fate was.

Frankenstiens Monster

Yes, what is the java divine revelation for today?

Half asleep

And yourself?

A student of Celestine?

oolong

Happy B Day

keep