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Chesire Cat

Barney Rubble

A Story ( Mangle Ezine)

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Have a puff , then a read ...

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Sneaking in before the flip...

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Since the fire went out, have a read ...

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Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the most shameless poster of all?

"We must leave here at once." The Unknown Operative spoke. "Something has happend to your sister and her escort."

"What has happened?" asked The Dame With The Same NAme.

" I have no idea, the Fly Phone and the Speaking Beacon have both gone offline." replied The Unknown Operative.

They were escorted to the airport where a private jet was waiting and ready to fly.

The MAn With No Name leaned forward and whispered into Pontius Pilate The Pilot's ear...

Droog made it through customs with a glare from the officers. After he cleaned himself up in the restrooms he contacted Dude.

"Yeth itth me Droog, I was knocked out by a mind probe and almotht eaten by the Mutated Ones. Johnny hathn't arrived at the colony, I thuthpect one of thothe dameth." Droog reported.

"Eiliki Mephisto has just arrived with her goons, the wannabe baboons." he continued.

Dude roared,"Get back to me when Johhny arrives, you worthless shyte."

Dude Dudely wondered if he should call in another favour, the cost of this job was beginning to get way out of hand. No job is worth doing without profit, except maybe seeing Johnny die.

I think the rain is gonna put it out.

Mmmm

Brother Ken Hymen was so glad he didn't have to take a vow of abstinence. He didn't think he could forsake his greatest pleasure of popping cherries.

His new employers actually encouraged it. Who knew that the Church was full of Hedonistic Sluts?

Though he wondered why they chose him to seduce and betray this Crone called Muffy The MAnslayer. That thought was cut short with a knock at the door. Brother Bum Bugger was delivering a brand new Sherry Cherry.

"Wwwwhen yyyou get the job done, I wwwwill have sssomeone even more sssspecial for yyyou." Bro. Bum Bug stuttered.

Droog Pyew groaned as he sat up. His head throbbing he painfully looked around, the suns had set. Apparently he had been out cold for hours. His mind began to race with stories of the Mutated Ones that dwelled in these peaks, only coming out at night. They loved to play with and eat their food alive.

A bit unsteadily he got to his feet and began to run towards the settlement. Stumbling but never quite falling, he continued to run.

What sounded like bubbling hisses rose from the shadows around him. The hair on the nape of his neck stood erect like little thorns.

"Kllluuurrr, ssst catchesss sweeeet meat, klllluuurrr." echoed with many voices.

Droog shat his pants and ran even faster...

Ooooo betcha never thought youd flip it....

FoL - The essence of Long Distance, but it also reminded me of an offline experience.

What to Call It? Tragic...or Stupid - A reflection of a common human experience.

Raining in the New - childlike expression can be a wonderful thing.

Strength In Brothers - A testament to love.

At times I felt like I was reading something written by someone older than yourself.

Keep writing, make hard copies and nevr throw anything away.

Gimme a link I hate searching.

Already read the One

Show me the way, I didn't know you wrote....

If you mean me, 1/2 hour ago . heh

Sunny Q

Did I finally get sick of posting in stupid game threads?

FaL Q

Ever think of changing your nic to, Loathing And Fear? Wouldn't that be a LAF

Yanno Vista OS at all?