I'm thinking fortune is a label I wear. I want nor need for anything at the moment. My only concern is the current path of Humanity, but I'm working on that

He's not oficially mine. He's actually older than I am but has the mentality of a 14 year old so he'll always be here. I do however treat him as if he is my biological son. He will always come first which is why the situation is somewhat complicated. Hopefully there will be someone out there who will understand.

:single for too long:

Perhaps if we were given that rib back we wouldn't be so inferrior

I know I'm not as desirable as Brad Pitt, or as defined as most gay men. I have OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder, no locking the door 5 times or counting everything, just everything has to be in it's place and white glove spotless), tend to be rather assertive in bed and always have fun no matter what i'm doing. Am I still single because I have a son?

Good thing I'm not a burglar lol

I rearrange every room in the house once a month.

Thank you all :)

This phrase seems to fit half of the worlds troubles lol

The utmost important tip while traveling. If your destination does not have something silly like an amusement park for homeless clowns or a museum of dead rodents (not specifically but something that sets it apart from most of the world as having been industrialized long enough to start creating odd adventures for it's citizens as everything else has gotten boring).

Then by all means, drink BOTTLED water ONLY. Either that or pack plenty of depends lol

I'm gay so I can tell this one.

How many gay guys does it take to change a lightbulb?





























Have they even picked a color yet?

I'll find a man who suits me fine
And loves me just the same
He'll treat me better than the rest
It won't be just a game

I'll care for him with all my heart
So happy we will be
He'll stay with me throughout the years
And want to marry me

I'll truly be his soulmate
A lover and a friend
He'll be my strength as time goes by
Our love will never end

I'll make the most of all his days
And fill his life with fun
He'll be passionate and tender
And i'll be his only one

I'll do for him like no one would
A love in every way
He'll make me happy and I know
I'll find this man one day

That's a hint lol

Hello all, I'm Sasha. Born in Russia but lived in America since I was 8. Lived in New York for a year then moved to the largest Russian community in America. Kansas of all places. Attended college in Corpus Christi Texas and moved to Redmond 2 days after graduation to start work. Compared to life in Russia I've built myself an empire but need one more fixture to fill it. YOU

If you like what you see on my profile, say hi.

I'm still single because my unofficial son (1 year older than me with the mentality of a 14 year old) is a lot cuter and they either want to date him or he annoys them to death.

I've been on 3 first dates.

1: I was 16 and didn't pay for anything. He was 19

2: I was 19 and in college. I spent $206 (i think) and he (39 years) spent $7.11

3: last year (i was 22) and spent $3600 something. About $300 on the date and $3300 to replace his transmission as I'd never driven a clutch before lol

Yes! Educated women do frighten men.

Want to know why? It's very simple and most men won't say it but....


It's their mother. A woman more educated than them makes them think of their mother. What man likes dating his mother?

As I was born in one and have been to the other many times, India and Russia are very much alike. Both have very strong religous values. Both have extensive family roots. Both are very culture oriented, and yes, both have had and still have instances of stoning people to death for such reprehensable acts such as "being gay". Fortunately for me, my family moved to America before I was even 10 but I still go home every summer and have a multitude of friends and family I have to face every year. It seems that the mothers of the world always know before you do. So I say start there. Confide in your mother first and alone. Don't just say "mom i'n gay". Start with something like,

Mom, You know I love you and would never willingly hurt you but, there is something I need to share with you. My life as you may already know. As my mother I am confident you would want me to be happy and healthy. I am healthy and plan to stay that way. As for the happy, That is a matter where you can help me immensely.

Then you explain how you are different. I am pretty sure she will stand by you no matter how much she disagrees with your lifestyle. Then once you have gotten your family comfortabe with your life, get your cute butt to America ;)