Peeks under hats regularly.
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A box of condoms and......
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A box with 1 giant condom, Rush Limbaugh & a volcano :)
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Shygal
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Legal Notices for shower singing.
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Just like a rose
It makes me so proud To see how your beauty Stands out in a crowd |
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Pool Boy Spritzer at the Las Vegas Belagio.
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Embarrassing moments..
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Though it didn't embarrass me at all, everyone I tell says it would have been their most embarassing thing ever.
I inadvertantly "outed" myself when My mother walked in on me having sex with a classmate. I just shrugged and finished lol |
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A box of condoms and......
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First time I heard this it was what 2 items besides the condoms would you buy to make the store clerk go WTF????
Box of condoms, Super glue, Thumb tacks :D |
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Hides a spare toupee in his hat.
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bromance.....
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i don't even know what bromance it I think it's where 2 straight guys are close enough friends to watch Fried Green Tomatoes together. Then again I would consider that a date. Especially if he's cute lol no dude, thats just outright gay... no bromance there Ok so you're the authority on it. So what is it? |
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Do you have a specific type?
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My type would be (looks up) shorter than I am which isn't hard at all as I am 6'5" tall. He would also not be unhealthy (eats at buffets or fast food more than once a month). He would have impecable manners. Obay every law of humanity & never be afraid to ask for help with anything.
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Still wonders why the mute button won't work on Rush Limbaugh in person.
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Mats Daily Challenge
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I like my life
I like my life I like my life :) |
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bromance.....
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i don't even know what bromance it I think it's where 2 straight guys are close enough friends to watch Fried Green Tomatoes together. Then again I would consider that a date. Especially if he's cute lol |
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bromance.....
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My mother calls it Galpal.
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I have a dream to bring peace to this divine world.. But damn.! Its impossible, people have hatred n jeolusy., they just never truly understand each other.. Bah, there'll be an ARMAGEDDON one day Peace is the easiest accomplishment Humans can develop. The wall that peace hides behind though isn't. If you tear down this wall then peace will be fruitfull. The wall is named GREED. |
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Would appreciate feedback
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Shiki rates this profile a B. Here's why. You have a nice bod, and beautiful yam yams, but Ok maybe it's either because I'm gay or russian or because I'm a gay russian but What the hell is a yam yam? |
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Would appreciate feedback
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To begin with, Your current picture is great. Classic beauty with a modern touch. I would say add a few more pics showing you doing things. Birthday party, Hanging out, etc. Also add a few more lines about you and what you like as well as what you're looking for. Also, You are not the few extra pounds type. You are average. And if anyone tells you otherwise let me know who's butt to kick :D
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close enough so i could pepper spray, put my amazing ninja skillz on him, step back and say 'how you like me now?' if he was still interested, he'd have my attention. ((and you are pink on this end too totage...)) I love S&M candies. Please miss, can I have some more? lol |
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Start dusting and see what falls off first.
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