A SEX ALL DAY IS NOT VERY HEALTHY

"Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours."---------RONALD REGAN




"Life will bring you pain all by itself. Your responsibility is to create joy."---------Milton Erickson, MD








HAVE A SAFE WEEK ALL!
FRANK

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1.. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.





HAVE A GREAT MAN RULES WKND TO ALL WOMEN AND MEN

An excellent thought from Angel to Lamom

THANKS ALL

yes pam, listen yourself

One word for this one "Superb"

Excellent Thoughts Wiz

"Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk"






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HAVE A GREAT WEEK TO ALL!

This quote is for you Pam "A true friend is someone who reaches for hand and touches your heart" And indeed that's you.

*Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much to go on.



*Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.





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Have a great week to all!

"Don't tell the World to adjust around you. Tell yourself to adjust around the World."







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Have a great week of Easter!

THANKS ALL OF YOUR SWEET COMMENTS OF LOVE, CONCERN AND WELCOME ME BACK AT HOME. I APPRECIATE EACH OF YOU WITH THE SAME.

"Don't fight with the nature, let's the nature fight for you."




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HAVE A WONDERFUL WKND TO ALL OF PEACE, HEALTH AND HAPPINES

DOES ANYONE KNOWS WHERE IS BONNY? IF YOU KNOW, PLEASE LET US KNOW ABOUT HER WELFARE. THX













HAVE A GREAT WKND!
FRANK