At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1.. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.





HAVE A GREAT MAN RULES WKND TO ALL WOMEN AND MEN

this has been posted quite a few times hon'

thanks for sharing anyway

happy weekend to you and yours as well.

bad day huh...

I am an Indian woman and have only 1 Rule For All Men Bite Me It's All Good:)

Depends on where you want to be bitten?

So funny

Thank God for lesbians!!
=D
I love women.

Now come on ladies Frank is our Quote man this is a darn joke soooooooooo have a sense of humor and take it as one jezzzzzzzzzs

Ohhhh Frank see you opened a can of worms with this one..


Frank glad to see you back


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Kristi

About the toilet seat...ha! For crying out loud!!

I always put the seat back down out of respect unless I am living alone...

This has always amazed me how woman just fall into the toilet and go splash..ha!

Or sit on a wet seat... Do you not look where you sit and first check it out to make sure there is nothing gross you are sitting on? This would apply not only on toilets but any seat you sit on? I would imagine you wouldn't want to ruin your clothes so you look where you sit right? I surely wouldn't sit on a seat where someone has crapped half way up their back on.. How is it people don't look where they sit?

OMG its franks C****h!!!

Cheers

It's about that time!! Wooo!

I want to buy you all a drink!!

heheehhe that is too funny my self I do not get bent out of shape on the toilet seat issue. Heck I just put it down if I see it up when I go by the bathroom. And I keep a light on I like to see where I'm sitting down.

Yeah!!! we got a winner!! Here is your I'm normal celebratory pin... And a complimentary drink on the house..

Good Morning Gypsy...

Women aren't the only people who complain when the toilet seat is left up....

My Granpa (rest his soul) down in the shop working on an appliance..he went to the bathroom...he came out muttering..."well that's the furtherest GD inch you'll ever fall"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh hellllllllll ya I just knew today was gonna be my day!!!! Cheers to all


Hehehe ya know a white Russian sounds pretty good about right now Ohhhh hell off to fix me one...........it's all your fault

Ive lived alone for a while now and I have to admit......I get annoyed when my son or dad come over and leave the toilet seat up. Im not used to putting it down anymore.

Exactly! You try falling thru and having your lilly white a@@ hit that cold water at 3 in the morning and see how Y'all like it!

lol..rude awakening for sure!