UGH!
My head is going to explode.
My sinuses are so messed up.
I am screaming in my head....
JUST SIT DOWN,
BE QUIET FOR 5 MINUTES,
SO I can eat.
PLEASE!

There are dishes in the sink,
There is hard platic flakes of pudding remains on the carpet,
And there is something stuck to the bottom of my sock!
But I am NOT going to look to see what it is!

You are lucky your stinky feet
which you are threatening to stick in face
are out of reach.
Cause Lord knows if I were to get a hold of you
And your sassy mouth
The end of days might be coming.

Where is my sweet little angel
That use to eat, sleep, sh*t and burp.
Where did that cute little baby go!

My only relief
is to have you take your bath
And hope that you don't pour
my $10 'vaction in a bottle' lotion
Down the drain again!

Tanya 4-14-2009

Bless you sweetheart!! You are a saint in training.

Thank you!

My boss said over and over again the other day.... you are such a patient mommie. (But she might have been thinking, by now I would have spanked the crap out of him, if he was my child! LOL BTW, my boss and I are friendly to each other)

Never underestimate the power of duct tape ...



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Really, I bet you are the best mommy!!!

yeah duct tape... hhmmm... definately another thread!

I try. I think that is all that I can do until he is an adult to make his own decisions... and pray that he makes the right ones!

nice piece.....

Thanks!

Aaaaahhhhhhh children the only thing that can be as strong as your love for them is the want to kill them

I agree i'll bet your a great mom

Thank you!

has the crisis passed lovely?

kinda! It comes and goes!

I imagine that will be a theme for the next 15 years or so ...

The naughty chair looks so inviting............

nice write,always a pleasure

And I am sure for sometime after that too!

Oh I definately impliment the 'supper nanny' philosophy.

Thank you! I am glad that you read and comment!