At least his clothes will be clean when he comes to strangle you....of course you will show-up in the morgue wearing dirty underwear...your mother will be so disappointed

I had the trash stolen from my outdoor trashcan. I went to take the trash down on garbage day and it was empty.

The police officer said it was probably related to identity theft.

Lucky for me I never put personal items in the trash without removing my name and any bar codes...like on those annoying credit card offers

computer and phone
My beautiful little grandson Riker

He's a real cutie!

Here he is texting and driving!

Riker_text_and_drive by lili_emmy, on Flickr

Here's another perspective

Had a friend, he wanted more, I was not willing to risk the friendship.
We remained friends.
Now he is married and I always regret that I didn't give it a try.

Cause I think being with someone who knows you that well and who you feel you can tell anything to would be something special...

So even though it may not work and maybe you can't go back...some may find it's still worth the risk...

Hey can I get in on that...cause princess Nubu wants me to send her all my info so she can get the treasury of NUBUVille outta whatever...we should double down on this pair...hahaha

Classroom over sharers

The professor lectures on schizophrenia

Little WendySue raises her hand ...my uncles brothers friends sister had that she lives in where ever they had to whatever....blah blah

I don't want to sound insensitive but how is your family history relevant to the $1000 I'm spending on this here education...

Thanks for sharing WendySue

LOL...this kitty is a man eater...


614_file_lioness_artwolfe by lili_emmy, on Flickr

Best to meet them on your own ground...meaning you choose the place.

I find coffee houses are good.. cause its a short date so if he is ...less than you hoped...you have not invested too much time

Walking date is good...here in Portland there are a lot of trendy areas to walk around window shopping in retro shops and odd little places...harder to talk that way but less awkward than sitting across from a stranger

Beware of the dinner date...it can drag on and all you want to do is get the heck out but it just goes on and on and on...so save that for after you decide he's worth the time investment


you look like a smart girl but I'll say this anyway

NEVER GO TO HIS HOUSE....DAH
DON'T GET IN IS CAR......DAH
DON'T GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER...unless you want to have to tell someone to "stop calling me you creep." Then change your number cause that don't work with creeps.


I've been called paranoid..but I don't tell them my real name until after I've met them...I don't know.. it just gives me some distance and makes me feel safer

GOOD LUCK

Be safe out there..

oh I am full of...BS...this is just a wittle bitty sample

You want to pet my kitty?

I have already ranted about this elsewhere but it bears repeating..

I went out twice and both guys did the same thing

they talked and talked and talked...when i tried to enter the conversation they either dismissed my comment with barely a nod or talked right over me before I even finished speaking...

I guess they would have been just as happy to date themselves...they certainly found the sound of their own voices more interesting than mine...

Oh and the guy who talked about strip clubs and hash...that was fun NOT

Would it have been rude of me to flirt with the waiter...he was cute...dark skin dreadlocks...yummy

so sue me...I was really bored

Well at least he's honest.
LOL

oh ...I thought that was going in a whole different direction...ya know...naughty Shiki...back to your cage Shiki

I'm kinda disappointed *sigh*

I went to Annapolis once....it was such a cute area and the history was great...but...it was so humid that water was running down the windows and it was NOT raining...

Sometimes you get what you desired ...only to find its not what you wanted after all.... or its not what you thought it would be...

Focusing on the prize is good but don't forget to look around..now...
that's how you get to what you truly desire

If I got what I deserved...well that might be a sad state of affairs...I try to avoid getting my "just deserts"...

When you email for the first time don't just say "hello" be imaginative.

Take something that she wrote in her profile and use that as your opening line..it shows that you read her profile...and that you find something about her interesting...other than her hot pic

Here is a rather lame example but it should give you the idea:

Her profile says "Me and my cat look forward to meeting you"

Your first email subject line...Your Kitty ( notice this is suggestive without being dirty like Your Pu$$y..that's not nice)

then you could say something like
I have never had a Kitty friend...I look forward to getting to know you and your kitty better.

See now isn't that better than

Hello I am so and so.

There ya go
Now go get you a woman...ha

I once got lost in Watts(LA). That is a real nature walk (or in my case ride)...especially at night..but we asked for directions and the natives were very helpful...no oxtail soup was offered though...hehe

Butter causes heart disease.

Margarine (hydrogenated fats) can cause cancer...free radicals(hydrogen that breaks off of hydrogenated fats) damage cells

There are many treatments for heart disease

Cancer not so much


Please pass the butter!

I want to be a mingletard! I would attend a mingletard meeting!

I like it...mingletard mingletard mingle all the way...catchy

I had a guy talking about strip clubs and hash...really did he think I was coming back for more of that...seriously...do I look like a boobie tasseled drug user...I think not

Okay I don't know about you guys but now its so sad its making me laugh...