I thought all men needed was a deep ****** to put their ***** in?

Turns out men have feelings too...
huh learn something new every day

We can save guys? Hey no one told me we could save them for later.
Daamn it! I've just been throwing them away!

A useful skill

Aww yes another one turns to the dark side...

What is the system training you to do?

So if I have a date on Sunday and he is left behind...should I keep the date? Well I guess if I am still here we are both sinners and it would be a real good time. Especially since all the do gooders and such will be gone...

Planet Earth just got a whole lot funner.

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Come on be part of the system...join the dark side

Lili

By what calendar has this date been calculated? Cause we changed it a few times. Plus what about leap years has anyone accounted for that?

Oh man this is tooooo funny. It's like Y2K all over again...
Where's the party, I'll bring the VODKA!

She has a lot going on. BE THE PLACE SHE CAN GO TO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL. Tell her you don't want to add to her burdens but provide her with whatever she needs to help her through. Don't tell her what she should/shouldn't do support what she decides to do.
It is so rare to find someone you care about...don't let her present turmoil ruin it.

My daughter helped me with my profile. My other daughter gave me the safe sex speech when I told her I was on a dating website...

Its hard to say why her kids would be involved or why she would be so influenced by their opinions but sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Taken for now...we'll see how it goes....

When the week began I didn't even know you existed and by weeks end I am excited to see you again.
It amazes me. After all the jerks and egomaniacs finally a man who is confident in who he is, has a wonderful sense of humor and is smart enough to recognize the wonderful qualities in me and overlook the not so wonderful.

M.G. I'm glad you are persistent and that I finally responded to your email barrage . I think we are going to have a lot of fun together.... now and hopefully for sometime to come.

Lili

Wow that is so very very awesome...

I am so jealous right now...

Hope you have a wonderful time.

I think the actions of the boys also says a lot about their parents.
They must be doing something right...

So often these days kids think its okay to bully and treat others poorly..no matter if they have a handicap or are just different..its a reflection on the parents and the lessons they teach or fail to teach...

When I first started I viewed a bunch of women's profiles to get an idea of what people wrote..

Then I discovered that you can see who viewed you ...oh well

I think about what some might think when I check them out...but thats what the profiles are for...right..

Plus sometimes they check me out in return...and then we start to chat...so perv on

Some is true some is not.
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/b/butter-margarine.htm

This website goes through each item in the email stating what is true and what is fiction.

Personally I don't eat margarine because I believe the hydrogen atoms that are forced onto the molecule during hydrogenation are easily detached as free radicals...free radicals damage cells...damage that can lead to cancer

a box of condoms...a dog collar...and a shoe horn

okay here is one more piece to the man to machine story...

Several years ago I read an article about a molecular computer. Basically it uses the building blocks of DNA (ACGT)to store information.

This is exponentially more powerful than the modern computer which is limited by the use of 1's and 0's

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Laws of robotics ..love I, Robot the book not the movie( sorry Will Smith it stunk)
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Nanobots on the loose
in these situations there is usually a requirement that must be met for them to survive...a nutrient or material that is not readily available in nature...like the lysine contingency in Jurassic Park

The animals must be supplied with the amino acid lysine in order to survive....but of course nature finds a way...

Dance related....accidental...ahem

I was dancing at the edge of a very crowded dance floor the bouncer walked by...

I accidentally hit him in the...groin...nuts...crotch..anyway 6' 200+lb man brought to his knees...a casualty of my dance skills...

take it how you will...I am dangerous

We have been texting for weeks....lets meet already ...cause if this is any indication of your idea of foreplay...I AM ALL IN