I'd really like to have one that jiggles for the dashboard of my car!!

Irish Spring!! I knew it was one of the green ones!!

You mean penis envy is a man thing? All these years I thought that was the reason for my desire to have my very own penis...............

I can understand frustration here. Spelling is something some are good at others are not. Just like math.......math is my worst possible adversary......I am a HORRIBLE mathematician. So, don't let the misspelled words bother you, and if choose to throw some gibberish from time to time to mess with us, you are certainly entitled to do so. Also, very few people get responses to the e-mail they send out, especially the guys from what I understand. I don't know why that is. I guess some gals just don't like to respond. We should all be more considerate of each others feelings. Fishcat. Good to meet you!

Go with that, Goof....we're listening...........

.....no....that, uh, wasn't me.......

You mean while you were in the shower scrubbing down with your bar of zest?.......or, while you sat in your living room nursing a bottle of beer and munching some pizza while watching the latest Paris Hilton tape?

.....but, really, aren't we all just skirting around the issue of the penis??.........( )

All in fun, Goof, all in fun..........no animosity intended....
I think you are a wonderful person, so don't sweat it.

Ephraim.....that is very deep........

Anything you want to get off your chest Goofball? Perhaps an addiction to deleting harmless threads? Just asking, because you seem incredibly defensive............

In all honesty, I think people may have difficulty responding to you seriously because your posts often seem.....confusing. Do you realize this? Is there a medical condition that would help explain the twisted sentences? Are you just messing with us? Have you been indulging in mind altering substances? Please help us understand. You seem like a nice man.

IAM .....allowances don't buy a lot of jewelry....unless you get yours from the local bubblegum machine

I agree with those who protest the deletion of this thread. You delete button presses are waaayyyy to overzealous, not to mention pathetic. This is why the "great moderator search" is on................I really almost pity you; how horrid your lives must be.......

Catch

Hey, IAM! Well, it wasn't exciting, but we did find our missing Border Collie and I won second place in a pitch tournament.....I know, I know......how do I keep up this pace??

Where do you pick up women, chief? Death row??

Another weekend gone by........

......OR, I would accept an honest, faithful, kind, genuine, loyal, best friend, attentive lover, hardworking, outgoing, funny, generous, giving, appreciative soulmate................that or the jewels. ( Both would be OPTIMAL)

I would prefer sapphires, rubies, emeralds, onyxx, amethyst....etc. I like the ones with color