Heeeyyy

Yeah I hear ya. the day was totally not what it was supposed to be. My kids were gone, and a family friend went to the hospital and is dying, so it wasn't the greatest holiday!!! Gotta look at the positives I guess....

Love Alicia Keys..

Ok guess I git it. I guess I'm movin on...


Thanks for the advice!!

Ok I talked to a guy from here for a month on the phone, then we met. Talked a little more, then all of a sudden no returned calls or texts. I thought I was being blown off. I hear back from this guy like 4-5 days later than he had this family emergency. But I left msgs that were pretty mean. Now, I know that it wasn't me( I hope), and want to continue to talk with this guy, but he basically told me to have a nice life. I think there was a spark there when we met. I mean I did make a mistake and did aplogize, but thought he didn't have the balls to say peace out to my face....so what do I do now....I AM INTERESTED IN HIM!!!

I love love love that movie. One of my most faves!!

We haven't had much here in Ny, but everytime it does snow (not even a trace) my 4 yr old asks if we can go sledding...poor kid.....hope we get substantial snow soon!

Good point....i think we just want Mr. Perfect...that better??

Two separate lives brought together
Our love and friendship shared forever.
The laughs, the love, even some tears
Were planned to be spent all our years.

Then one day things fell apart,
And time and hurt pulled at our heart.
"Together always," were words only said;
And reality was, it was all in our head.

But through it all, we truly shine;
It will be you and me till the end of time.
"I love you always," will now be said
and a great friendship waits ahead.

Sorry I am having one of those days. I never vent....and today I popped. Little things...but they've been adding up. Just needed the whine....sorry about that comment about the perfect life....Could be PMS tooo (beat that one Tom) ;)

Just tryin to whine Tom.....Just tryin to whine!

Tom, apparently not everyone life is as perfect as you make yours sound....some people believe it or not need to vent occasionally, and yes there really are some assholes on this site....so....DEAL WITH IT TOM.

So true....I needed that...THANKS!!!!

Not all people that call you mean that they are into you. This guy called me, and he one day just stopped. No messages, no calls nothing. I still have no clue what happened. We talked for like a month then met and he called after that and one day just stopped. I thought things were fine....joke is on me I guess. So anyway, I'm just saying even if they still call, maybe he or she is doing it to not hurt your feelings or who knows....dating seriously sucks. I QUIT!!!

I just learned from another idiot (no offense) from this website....don't put all your eggs in one basket....leave it open that you are going to date other people, and tell her to just be open and honest...if she isn't into to just say so....

Yeah I met a guy from on here....hes an asshole....or really I should say chicken ****. Didn't have the balls to tell me no thanks, I'm not interested. Instead just avoided my calls and msgs. Online dating is stupid.

The perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
he has a beautiful smile
and he keeps his face so clean

The perfect man loves children
and will raise them by your side
he will be a good father
and good husband to his bride

The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vaccuuming too
he'lldo anything to convey
his feelings of love to you

The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
he's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain

He has never made you cry
or hurt you in any way......
OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM............
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!

She quivered with anticipation, the familiar ring
The telephone call that made her heart sing.
His voice soft and low, it made her face glow
With the soft pink hue that excitement can do.

She knew what he wanted, she expected his call
She lay comfortably back on soft cushions and all.
His breathing was audible, slow and rhythmic
Sending thrills through her body no other could mimic.

"Is it in your hand?" She coyly asked him
He affirmed and assured her his readiness urged him
To proceed slowly but with eager abandon
His other hand moving in perfect rhythm.

His excited gasps drew her into the game
He screamed out " Yes!" and his breathing changed
To a frenzied rush. Her body arched, her lips parted.
As he whispered softly he's only just started.

His excitement grew and tension mounted
His hand moved faster, the moments counted.
"Yes!" she cried into the 'phone
as he hoarsely whispered, almost a groan….

"Two twenty's, two tens, two set for life…
One five and one fifty…"
"Let's try again again next week, hon'
these scratchit' games are really fun."

Won't somebody help me please
It's getting so I'm on my knees
I'm thirty now and without a man
Out the window went my childhood plan

I should now be married to a sex god
But here I stand, still on my tod
I should have had a couple of kids
Reality sucks and I'm on the skids!!

Without a man I feel bereft
There aren't that many options left
And so it's my keyboard that I stroke
To surf the net to find a bloke!!

I can wait no longer on the shelf
I must move forward and by myself
So with anticipation I double click
Fingers crossed - don't want no pr*ck!!

But how do I know if they're for real?
As they keep me guessing with their spiel
Tall, dark, handsome and very rich
Means fat, poor, lonely and a titch!!

How can I find that one Mr Right
When internet dates are such a fright?
They all seem wierd - I don't mean to moan
Maybe I'm better off on my own...........

All I want for Christmas is a pair of nice young men,
A football team . League or Union . I don't mind,
A determined man with plenty of gysm,
Broad shoulders. Hairy chest. And a tight behind.

Dear Santa,

I promise that I won't hurt them,
I just have a few games I'd like to play,
They'll be well fed and cared for. Truly appreciated,
And I'll return them to you on New Year's Day.

But Dear Santa,

If you can't provide any of the above,
Dear Santa. You've got such a kindly face,
Just harness up your reindeer to your sleigh Dear,
And drop on over . I'll be waiting at my place.