Won't somebody help me please
It's getting so I'm on my knees
I'm thirty now and without a man
Out the window went my childhood plan

I should now be married to a sex god
But here I stand, still on my tod
I should have had a couple of kids
Reality sucks and I'm on the skids!!

Without a man I feel bereft
There aren't that many options left
And so it's my keyboard that I stroke
To surf the net to find a bloke!!

I can wait no longer on the shelf
I must move forward and by myself
So with anticipation I double click
Fingers crossed - don't want no pr*ck!!

But how do I know if they're for real?
As they keep me guessing with their spiel
Tall, dark, handsome and very rich
Means fat, poor, lonely and a titch!!

How can I find that one Mr Right
When internet dates are such a fright?
They all seem wierd - I don't mean to moan
Maybe I'm better off on my own...........

So very true.

Hmmmmmmmm I wrote a poem that sorta fits.....

Life is a mystery, a riddle to solve
The choices we make, destine how we evolve
Our errors will be many, and pleasures seem few
But we deal with each outcome, it's what we must do

The pain and the pleasure, the hardship the joy
The paths that we take, the tools we employ
We ask "what will happen?", it's only a guess
But we always look forward, and hope for the best

And then comes a time, when it all will seem clear
You find someone special, you wish to be near
They answer your questions, bring peace to your life
Bring love out of chaos, and joy out of strife

You ask "can it be, can I know that it's real?"
But it's you with that answer, just trust how you feel
You must ask with your heart, for the mind can deceive
Your eyes can play tricks, they are hard to believe

Your heart holds your happiness, love holds the key
To the lock that contains it, setting it free
No questions, suspicions, heartbreaks or doubts
For only the right key, can let it all out

A mystery? Yes! With endings unclear
But life can be special, with one you hold dear
So look with your heart, it is what you must do
And that which you seek, Will always find you!

Cute write and I do wish you luck and happiness

That was really good!!!