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Thu 11/22/07 02:24 PM
Yeah! I got it ready to put in the smoker at 6am -- pre-coffee, and I thought, "hmmm. Just a neck bone? oh, well"

grumble happy

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Thu 11/22/07 02:22 PM
I have 2 healthy happy boys.
I'm more able to be my self than I have been in 13 years.
I can meet my needs and some of my wants.

Sooo... I'll just ask Santa for a full beer fridge. And any one of those things from the Sharper Image

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Thu 11/22/07 02:16 PM
The turkey's done, and I start carving. The knife snags on something. It seems this particular bird died by choking on a large plastic bag filled with turkey guts. Why do they hide those bags so well? There's a whole cavity to put that stuff in, yet they shove the bag down it's throat and cover it with skin.

Happy Thanksgiving.happy smokin

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Wed 11/21/07 12:35 PM
Is Texas Tapes and Records still down there? Great place. As big as the Astrodome, but you don't trip on the carpet.
smokin

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Wed 11/21/07 12:33 PM
Thanks!
I'll be at the boat, knockin' back a few Wild Turkey American Honeys. Thankful I still have my shirt.

The Blue Man Group Friday.
KU vs MU Saturday.
Could be worse.

smokin


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Wed 11/21/07 12:24 PM
Much like other people my age, I'm 38.

Age is not a hang up for me, unless I have to chew your food.


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Wed 11/21/07 12:13 PM
""oh jerry I know you love me and don't mean those things." jerry says "stay away from me ""

I have met her Longhair. She had a different name, but I got the feeling that I should start posing for milk cartons. She could made bipolars cringe. That was about 16 years ago. Dang, Why'd you have to dredge that memory up?

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Wed 11/21/07 12:05 PM
I read it. Even tried some of the suggestions, and still haven't found my man. What am I doing wrong?
:wink: happy smokin

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Wed 11/21/07 11:33 AM
Diane by Husker Du

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Wed 11/21/07 11:28 AM
9 out of 10 men who try Irish Jade prefer Camels.

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Wed 11/21/07 11:02 AM
One taste of the Bait by Webb Wilder

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Wed 11/21/07 10:43 AM
Maybe not institutionalized, but the second date will definitely be dutch.

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Wed 11/21/07 10:31 AM
King of the Mountain by Southern Culture on the Skids

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Wed 11/21/07 10:19 AM
You mention this island you've been to where the bone fish swarm like bees and the drinks are all inclusive, and she asks if they perform marriages there.

I didn't run, but I certainly paused. Talk about feelin' a vibe.

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Tue 11/20/07 01:41 PM
50% geek
100% science
100% alcohol

natch!smokin

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Tue 11/20/07 01:20 PM
::Put's down drink::
Sorry! Though it was a beer schooner. Here ya go!drinker

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Tue 11/20/07 01:08 PM
The saying is older than the song title, but SNFU is a band, so I'll give them the props.
That acronym comes from "Situation Normal, all Fouled Up. At least, that's one variant.smokin happy

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Tue 11/20/07 12:59 PM
Reality is a ride on the bus. --SNFUhappy smokin

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Tue 11/20/07 12:44 PM
I'm not per se, but I did see it in a show in Baja one night.

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Tue 11/20/07 12:39 PM
Vino is good, and you know she would. To start with at least.happy laugh

Yeah, I meant that for the OP, but my brain to fingers translation wasn't all that clear.smokin