Can I get on your friends list, then you can clean me out?
It'll be like we're married!

Looks like we could meet at cleavage -- it's north of the Triangle.

I often hold a record. ::rimshot::

Happy Birthday. I'm sorry, I missed most of what you said. What was that about screw the blonde?

5.5 hours ago. It was at a cheap beer stained place that offers $8 Tuace shots chilled to 8 degrees. The sign says Mexican food, but don't order the nachos. She was my soulmate. I watched her hustle some $20s from a couple of drunk guys on video bowling, then we played Texas Hold'em. I bluffed and took her for all she had. "Just bustin' yer chops" I said. We made love between a Tahoe and a little hybrid in the parking lot outside a gourmet meat store.

The texting afterwards still sends tingles through me.

No, you were right the first time Fresh, it was choolate.

I was enjoyin' the show.

I had popcorn and everything.

The Jack's Fork of the Niangua river is kinda central. The town of Eminence has a variety of facilities. Great for float trips, golf, camping, partying, yada yada yada.

I've always had fun there.

I know.


Thanks Yokoke, glad to share it.

Hawaiigurl, I think something clicked between us. I'm already passing gas in front of you. When we have each other's trust, I'll sneak in a dutch oven or two.

I've seen wisdom, pain, friendship, and corn here, and I've only been here a short while. It's like shopping at Big Lots Dan, pick out the quality stuff you can use.

Right on Hawaiigurl!

Free advice, when asked for is still free.
I learned a helluva lot from my past relationship.

I'll have one of those beers longhair biker.

::lifts leg::

Interesting post with great references, Hillfolk. +5

In regard to your initial post on whether a true fable actually exists, I believe one would need to apply Computational Complexity Theory. Of course the subject of the fable would have to be around to respond. A fable by its very nature could be construed as theological. Because we are attempting to prove or disprove the fable, we are dealing with hypothetical beings and quantitative theology. Apply the same test as one would to String Theory.
Computational Complexity in this case would be applied by asking the subject of the fable or the fabulist a series of random questions until logic proves or disproves.

If the fable is never questioned it will go on remaining as it is for all eternity.

I've only had 1 cup of coffee, but that's my thoughts on finding truth in a modern fable.

Very appropos for this site:

Bobby's got what you want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ets0xkUk17Y

upstream.

Next time you talk to her say, "Will you out with me go?"

Having to say, "I thought I told you to stay in the car!" every time you go somewhere could be tiresome.

More money back from taxes?

Thank you. Let me give you my Blue Steel...

I think I've lost my original pic ::mutter::

The pregger's pic is when you're carryin' a mini-me and you pose for a profile because it seems like such a good idea at the time.